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A Blood Red Feather... (and a Fidget spinner)

Recently the STE came into possesion of two Items from @jbox1 In this thread:

1:A blood red feather
Currently Tied onto a necklace around the empress's neck.
the Feather came with the following note:

WARNING:
Blood red feather is not a toy! Do attempt to use blood red feather for any tasks it was not designed for. Blood red feather may have the following effects:
- Increased demonic presence
- Summoning of creatures
- @mentions of demonic presences
@jbox1 is not responsible for any effects that the blood red feather may cause. Nor do we know how to destroy it, so it’s really the problem of whoever owns it.

So far, it has caused her to tie it close around her neck, and become slightly parranoid whenever someone mentions the Feather (Here) . It also caused her to hear faint whispers...

ill update the OP on any occurances involving the Red Feather...

2:A "Figit" Spinner
Currently resides in the Second Tau Empire's Dead meme museum,
where it eventually will Be crushed by some guy in a green suit jumping down and saying "Im Gay".

12 days later

@Jenwuf
Hexer's old body appears in the center of the STE's Council room. It flops on the floor lifeless, but quickly awakens.
"Ah, wha? What? Where? How? Ahh, I see."
Hexer finishes spouting a senseless monologue and stands up, holding his head as if he has a massive headache.
"Now, it would be dumb to assume I did not have a backup for a backup. Even though I did not want nor deserve this third chance, it is here. Of course, some giant worm cannot be considered Offworld territory, right? And my last body was definitely built for combat, so, you know the drill. Here, give this to the leader of your empire."
Hexer puts some sort of weird handcuffs and a Glock 3500 on the floor, then proceeds to sit near and play rock, paper, scissors with a random number generator until disturbed.

DocSlime

After some time passed, a single tau walked into the room.
After turning on a switch at the door, a second set of lights illuminated the room, more so than before.
"ahh, much Bett--
What"

The Tau almost missed Hexer sat down, but after rubbing his eyes in disbelief as to how something got into a locked room overnight, he decided to speak up.
"hey uh, how did you get in here, and why are you in the hall.
The meeting doesn't start for another hour."

    Jenwuf
    "Ah. What? Oh. Hello there. If so, why are you here then? I will answer your question, however: I managed to totally accidentally get a weapon in some worm's stomach that totally can't be considered Offworld territory. Of course, this breaks our peace treaty, which leads to me being in possession of Tau Empire, to put it bluntly. I will assure you that without me, these idiots won't even arm a nuke without it exploding in their face. Also, here."
    Hexer throws a small box at the Tau. It is an FTL drive shrunken and stripped of all but the most vital parts, and it's a miracle that these things are not only working, but can be somewhat reliably mass-produced.

      DocSlime
      The Tau places the box on one of the nearby seats and turns back to face Hexer.
      "wait... so your ours now?
      And this is how you got here?
      anyway, I'm only here to get the hall ready for the meeting later
      Apparently its about some kind of medical experiment, but I'm not allowed to know.
      I think it was about some kind of parasites some lab guy created."

      He then thinks about it for a moment, although really can't think of anything else to say.

      Jenwuf
      Hexer seems annoyed, judging by one thing that the new-models don't have, facial expressions.
      "Well, I couldn't care less about the meeting. It is boring here and I've forgot to update this body with the newest point-based rock, paper, scissors game with a few quadrillion choices against an RNG, so please, call your command or give me orders yourself. If I sound happy about this, it's because I have found a purpose and am eager to fulfill it."

        DocSlime
        "well, ill have to go and get one of the higher ups, hang on."

        Less than a couple of minutes after leaving the room he returns,
        This time with one of the higher ups.
        His insignia on his arm labels him as a Command officer
        And the smaller label below it states he is head of the HQ's command post.
        Although as of lately, the forces stationed at the HQ where moved to defend another planet,
        leaving few things for the commander to command.

        "so then, I'm told you are Hexer right?
        Well then, welcome to the HQ's Conference hall.
        Although it's more of a room really, nowhere near big enough.
        And I'm also told you want commands
        So then... tell me what are you good at exactly
        Then ill be able to give you something to do..."

          Jenwuf
          Hexer pauses for a moment, and then reaches behind his back and pulls out two white discs, he immediately throws them on the floor in front of the commander. They project two pieces of a hardlight hologram, Hexer adjusts them so the hologram is whole.

          U00 Hexer
          Combat: 4 Precepts, 1 reins-type augment. Inbuilt shoulder cannon, activated by Precepts and is not considered a weapon. Standard-issue hands, capable of strong punches. List Precepts and augments?
          Logistics/utility: 100 kg weight. Capable of holding up to 200 kg without damage to systems. Inbuilt magskates, up to 30 km/h on steel or alternative surface. Computing focus, allows to focus on a specific task and abandon all other non-vital thought processes. This focus cannot be forced, doing so will simulate an aggressive reaction instead. 1 non-combat Precept allows climbing walls of any sort if they are magnetic. Augmenting this allows to propel off walls with great force and latch onto walls from up to 10m distance.
          Social: capable of sarcasm, understanding innuendos and implications. Keeps a "reputation log" for every person encountered as a value from 0 to 64, changing behavior accordingly. Understands titles and social status, will seek to improve the latter. ContiuERROR: HOLODISK DAMAGE DETECTED. CANNOT PERFORM HOLOGRAM EXTENSION.

          Hexer does not even try to read what is in the hologram, and does not notice the error.
          "Touch and hold the green parts to expand. Hardlight holograms offer endless possibilities."

            DocSlime
            The Commander stares at the hardlight hologram,
            vastly superior to any projection device the STE has access to.
            "umm I think its broken.
            But anyway, I'm sure the researchers over at Research and development would love you on their... project.
            Their lab is down the corridor, down the main stairs to floor -4 then second on the right.
            Should you accept.
            NOT the one on the left... thats an... old lab of sorts.
            That or you could continue to sit and play err what was it again?
            Rock paper scissors?
            Sound like a knockoff of "axe sword shield" to me."

              Jenwuf
              Hexer picks up the disks, which turn off as soon as they're touched.
              "Sounds more interesting than this anyway. This is for you."
              He points at the pistol and handcuffs he left on the floor, and leaves to the lab.
              Hexer arrives at the new lab safe and sound.

              5 days later

              Cure Research Complete!

              With the help of Hexer the research into the hart Eter parasite is complete.
              Testing went underway at
              This research station
              And will be released to the Tau-Population in 5 Days

              ErROr TrANSmissIoN INteRuPTeD

              ISC not found
              Beginning "Sabotage protocol":
                               Running vengeance algorithms
                               Sending Biohazard clone squad
                               Reviving Graham...
                               ...
                               ..
                               ERROR [403]: Graham not found
                               Beginning backup protocol
              
              Sending Encrypted TAUDIE report on open comms:

              image https://i.imgur.com/WbAssBs.png

              WARNING, AUTOMATIC TRANSLATION UNAVAILABLE
              TAUDIE test successful, log sent.
                 
              Purpose complete, secondary backup ISC AI turning off
              Goodbye world

              Jenwuf
              Three ships FTL in and begin a transmission

              image https://i.imgur.com/O7xhxSf.png

              Dramatic music
              "Hello, and Good Morning Spacers, and what a lovely morning it is too, well as it happens today this morning doesn't look to rosy for citizens of the second Tau Empire, who having recently been cured of a galactic pandemic, now seem to be having communication problems, not much is known about the current situation but it looks like someone is deliberately jamming STE comms, rest assured GMC will be keeping you updated on events, but for now, its back to the studio."
              --End broadcast--

              Globalcloud (GMC) News

              (lore event linked to this died, so ill act like it finished the way it probably would)
              A week ago today, we received word of our cure having been sabotaged.
              If we didn't notice, we would all be dead by now.
              And luckily we rex----

              Error[667]: TAUDIE Parasite strain unsuccessful:
                                     backup:
                                          revive ISC inactive ships to form faction?
                                                           [y]/[n]
              You have selected: [y]
                       powering hidden vessels...
                       warning: only 26 of 100 ships crewed with living humans
                       rest unable to be awoken from cryostasis
                       sending message to [ALL FACTIONS]
                       message sent:

              //Transmission Start//
              "well then, it may seem we have failed.
              Our plan to kill the Tau's with their parasite didn't work
              However we used our money to buy a stockpile of ships
              And sent our crews there in cryopods.
              We then used AI to control TAUDIE

              We will rise again
              We will kill all non humans
              We are vengeance
              We are strong
              We are the ISC"
              //Transmission End//

              URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE BROADCAST ANNOUNCMENT:

              URGENT WARNING:
              THE ISC HAVE RETURNED, SHIPS SPOTTED BY [REDACTED]
              ALL NEARBY CIVILLIANS ARE REQUESTED TO EVACUATE TO THE STE HQ IMMIDIATELY
              ALL CIVILLIANS MUST PREPARE FOR ALL OUT WAR
              MILLITARY PRESENCE ON HOME WORLDS TO BE EXPECTED
              STE COMMAND OUT.
              End Of Urgent Broadcast
              They have awoken...

              7 days later

              Operation nebula-B

              Its been noticeable for a while now.
              All of the STE transports leaving for a certain location.
              But no-one knows where for sure.
              And its certain that all transmissions sent to the STE
              Receive silence in response.
              Only time can tell what is going on.

              10 days later

              ECHO-DRIVE

              The STE are proud to announce the completion of the Echo-Drive
              this will enable us to move around with the kind of freedom no-other faction has
              alongside this, [DATA REDACTED]

              WARNING, POSSIBLE DATA BREACH, PROCEEDING IN HIGH SECURITY MODE:

              alongside [REDACTED]
              to allow us to [REDACTED]

              New ships are being worked on, due to [REDACTED]
              this will [REDACTED] and hopefully let us [REDACTED]

              a possible threat by TIE, will be ignored, due to them being [REDACTED]
              and horrendously ill-equiped to [REDACTED] our [REDACTED]

              we have also made a new [REDACTED] Laser.
              we can now [REDACTED] ships, regardless of [REDACTED]

              Another Laser has been made, this one [REDACTED], and shoots [REDACTED]
              at a higher [REDACTED], but is [REDACTED]

              Shielding, has a new variant, it works by [REDACTED]
              and [REDACTED] the amount of [REDACTED] at it

              A new, and first ever move for the STE
              a superweapon has been made, and deployed to the [REDACTED] area.
              it works by [REDACTED] and destroying via [REDACTED]
              and [REDACTED], the planet nearby can [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] the weapon

              A new [REDACTED] based weapon has been made
              it can only be bypassed via [REDACTED], or [REDACTED]
              they are in the process of being deployed to the [REDACTED] of STE [REDACTED] space

                NEBULA-?

                the [REDACTED] in the [REDACTED] series of operations
                they will use it to allow for something [REDACTED] planned for [REDACTED]
                intestingly, [REDACTED] will be placed in the [REDACTED] nebula
                there are now three nebulas controled by the STE
                their populus spread across two nebulas
                but mainly in the center of the main [REDACTED] nebula

                a decoy has been set up, to prevent spies
                it is in the third nebula to be controled
                it works by broadcasting the STE radio chatter
                so no-one will know what one is what, unless visual contact is established with [REDACTED]

                  High alert Status issued

                  due to recent suspicions
                  the High-alert status was issued 6 hours ago
                  this will mean that all information
                  will be paired with at least two Non-True, but possible
                  statements, this will lead to confusion.
                  and overall, thwart any attempt to spy on the STE

                  in other news:

                  the ISC have also made a new ship
                  they are unwilling to share it with us right now
                  or ever, said the lead designer

                  the ISC have agreed to cease hostilities temporarily
                  and are awaiting [REDACTED] till resuming hostilities.

                  They too, have developed [REDACTED]
                  this should allow for clearer communications.

                  @Jenwuf

                  Maxintosh Co.
                  A strange, large, never-before seen ship leaves hyperspace just outside of STE space. It is somewhat remenicent of a Star Destroyer, and is obviously a carrier/ small capital ship, however, is has no internal storage for ships, meaning that they are docked on the exterior of the ship. However, they are obscured with large, carbon nanotube tarps. Altogether there are 8 ships docked. An individual was standing stuitless outside the carrier, wearing a brown robe that obscured their identity. It was obvious, however, that this person was wearing a small oxygen mask of sorts. The individual was holding some sort of blueprint. The ships waited.

                  image https://i.imgur.com/7Crik44.jpg

                  image https://i.imgur.com/cpgG062.png x3

                  image https://i.imgur.com/i9zdDC2.pngx3

                  image https://i.imgur.com/SILtCJk.pngx2 (Yes, this is an ABH ship)

                  image https://i.imgur.com/aGrEppx.png Blueprints

                  MaxwellCharlie
                  the STE send two small escort carriers,
                  They suddenly drop from Echo-Cruise 3km out from the ship.

                  image https://i.imgur.com/5k3SpIp.png

                  They broadcast a transmission:
                  //TRANSMISSION START//
                  lets make this quick
                  i think those... things are onto us

                  so, how much is this going to cost us
                  we will send it over immidiately.

                  //TRANSMISSION END//

                    Jenwuf
                    Maxintosh Co.

                    The person standing outside the ship transmitted a message. "100k for each ship. As for this..." He held up the blueprints, "250k". He let the ships on the carrier undock and began autopiloting until close enough for the carriers to pick them up. He put the blueprints in a small canister, which then did the same as the ships.