ADDED THE SFCD
I say no more.
HIVEMIND DATA CORE AND OTHER JUNK FOR SALE!
jbox1
...the Warlord runs by and notices the SFCD is on sale, you were not sure why he is here and how he actually got here this quick by foot, but he seems to be interested, he politely knocks at one of the stations airlocks...
"I´d like to have that SFCD, you want another moon?"
...the voice echoed through the crewmembers head as he would not be able to hear his actual voice due to him standing still infront of the airlock, he seems to have seen the feather aswell, but does not seem to be interested in it...
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Drakador_Chaos That’s no moon!
We don’t need another moon anyway! You can have the SFCD though, it’s just taking up space.
picks up SFCD and cycles airlock.
Here you go.
throws SFCD and cycles airlock.
Have a nice day!
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jbox1
...the Warlord catched the SFCD and put it in something that seemed to be most likely like some pseudo-magical pocket-infinity, he then ran off at an idiotically high pace, towards the direction of the DC gathering, the crewmember waving through the airlock window...
Drakador_Chaos Now I am wondering whatcha gonna do with it...
I hope it’s something good. Just don’t push it too hard, it’s a little dusty.
It may explode. Mabey.
And that explosion may possibly potentially destroy half the planet.
And implode the sector.
And destroy the known universe.
So don’t push it too hard.
jbox1
The STE, upon realising they can purchase something else, look back over the list.
Not knowing what a SFCD is (and by the time i typed this it was taken anyway), decide to ask for the feather.
//TRANSMISSION START//
This is the Actual STE Command speaking, i have no idea who you spoke to first
But we are intrested in that Red feather of yours... and hey, if we can't find a use for it,
the Empress could always just wear it!
Oh, if we can have it send it to her ship docked at these coordinates.
//TRANSMISSION END//
It seems they really have a knack for asking for the most useless items on any list
Jenwuf The blood red feather arrives by mail, with a message saying:
WARNING:
Blood red feather is not a toy! Do attempt to use blood red feather for any tasks it was not designed for. Blood red feather may have the following effects:
- Increased demonic presence
- Summoning of creatures
- @mentions of demonic presences
@jbox1 is not responsible for any effects that the blood red feather may cause. Nor do we know how to destroy it, so it’s really the problem of whoever owns it.
Jenwuf
...distant whispering is heard for a brief moment as she touched the feather the first time, the whispering quickly faded into nothingness...
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Drakador_Chaos
What...
She goes to put the feather down, however paronoia takes hold.
but if i put it down... it might do something bad...
Yeah... that seems right...
Instead she walks over to a counter, grabs some string and ties it around the feather, upon which she ties it around her like a necklace.
yeah... now im safe... right...
Just keep the Feather Close...
An researcher enters the room:
"Oh hi Empress, i came to get that feather we ordered, i thought id send it here so you could see it."
"NO! YOU CANT HAVE IT. ITS MINE"
She grabs the Feather again, shielding it from view, as the Researcher looks on in amazement...
"ummm--- Okay?
You didn't need to shout."
They promptly turn around and exit her room.
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"I'd like a Balonium Chunk for important reasons. Also, could I have the mini death star laser?"
-Fleet Commander Gal'Axi of Thrawn's Empire
10 days later
//Transmission Start//
Any new trades? Mixed Intelligence is looking for some more items to use in their ships!
//Transmission End//