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Drakador_Chaos Now I am wondering whatcha gonna do with it...

I hope it’s something good. Just don’t push it too hard, it’s a little dusty.

It may explode. Mabey.

And that explosion may possibly potentially destroy half the planet.

And implode the sector.

And destroy the known universe.

So don’t push it too hard.

    jbox1
    The STE, upon realising they can purchase something else, look back over the list.
    Not knowing what a SFCD is (and by the time i typed this it was taken anyway), decide to ask for the feather.

    //TRANSMISSION START//
    This is the Actual STE Command speaking, i have no idea who you spoke to first
    But we are intrested in that Red feather of yours... and hey, if we can't find a use for it,
    the Empress could always just wear it!
    Oh, if we can have it send it to her ship docked at these coordinates.
    //TRANSMISSION END//

    It seems they really have a knack for asking for the most useless items on any list

      Jenwuf The blood red feather arrives by mail, with a message saying:

      WARNING:
      Blood red feather is not a toy! Do attempt to use blood red feather for any tasks it was not designed for. Blood red feather may have the following effects:
      - Increased demonic presence
      - Summoning of creatures
      - @mentions of demonic presences
      @jbox1 is not responsible for any effects that the blood red feather may cause. Nor do we know how to destroy it, so it’s really the problem of whoever owns it.

        jbox1
        The Empress, reads the note.
        "Huh...
        Who thought this was a good idea"

          Jenwuf
          ...distant whispering is heard for a brief moment as she touched the feather the first time, the whispering quickly faded into nothingness...

              Drakador_Chaos
              What...
              She goes to put the feather down, however paronoia takes hold.
              but if i put it down... it might do something bad...
              Yeah... that seems right...
              Instead she walks over to a counter, grabs some string and ties it around the feather, upon which she ties it around her like a necklace.
              yeah... now im safe... right...
              Just keep the Feather Close...

              An researcher enters the room:
              "Oh hi Empress, i came to get that feather we ordered, i thought id send it here so you could see it."

              "NO! YOU CANT HAVE IT. ITS MINE"
              She grabs the Feather again, shielding it from view, as the Researcher looks on in amazement...

              "ummm--- Okay?
              You didn't need to shout."
              They promptly turn around and exit her room.

                "I'd like a Balonium Chunk for important reasons. Also, could I have the mini death star laser?"

                -Fleet Commander Gal'Axi of Thrawn's Empire

                jbox1 "Perfect..."

                    jbox1 You receive a transmission from an unknown source...
                    "Are these items, free?"

                        jbox1 "And if they are, I would like to put in an order for your final item. I will send you the location to ship it to once you accept my offer."

                            ImTired yes, they are free.

                            (With triangulation, there are no “unknown sources”, unless it has been relayed, then you can’t trace it with triangulation)

                              jbox1 (What I mean was, it is an unknown source until you tried to find out where it is from...)
                              "I am giving you the co-ordinates now..."

                              (Thrawn's Empire, could you post it in his faction page and mention him?)

                                  10 days later

                                  //Transmission Start//
                                  Any new trades? Mixed Intelligence is looking for some more items to use in their ships!
                                  //Transmission End//

                                    jbox1 THE HE BUYS THE GEN 2 DRONE CORE!!!

                                      jbox1 the crimson alliance is interested in the gen-2 drone cores,and would like to achieve that goal by all means necessary
                                      (tho keep in mind the crimson alliance don't technically have any currency,so its either a personal favour or other requested stuff)

                                        Undated_Abyss well i didn't notice that the HE is buying it until i finish typing lol

                                          @jbox1 do you sell potato's?

                                          Dumb (BACK OFF ITS MINE!!!)