jbox1 Check it for pigeons or rocket pigeons
Alright then.
An engineer is called in. He opens the box with a Scavanger Grade Poking Stick (it is still outside the base).
jbox1 Inside is a book and a note with really bad handwriting. It says, Sorry that GreenFire killed a bunch of you peoples a long tyme ago. There is an unmarked book.
Read the book.
So greenfire is in fact Canadian???
jbox1 The first page reads, "The Beginning Guide for Summoning Demons" (Also, they are not Canadian. Only this guy is) There's a handwritten note that says, Summon the Greater Demon Azagolthep
Since none of the Scavangers are superstitious, they ignore the instructions. The book is placed in the library, for safe keeping.
jbox1 :\
Hey, waddidyah expect? I ain’t been summoning no demons around my shabby hole!
The Scavangers have already experienced inter dimensional eyes, they have had enough supernatural shiz.
jbox1 🙁 They are nice tho
minimurgle
demon ˈdiːmən/Submit noun 1. an evil spirit or devil, especially one thought to possess a person or act as a tormentor in hell. "he was possessed by an evil demon" synonyms: devil, fiend, evil spirit, fallen angel, cacodemon; More
ˈdiːmən/Submit noun 1. an evil spirit or devil, especially one thought to possess a person or act as a tormentor in hell. "he was possessed by an evil demon" synonyms: devil, fiend, evil spirit, fallen angel, cacodemon; More
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I seriously doubt that
jbox1 please
What do I get if I do?
jbox1 Good things
sigh
Fine.
Jake decides to read the book, hoping to get back on Eric for using his screwdriver
evil dangerous monster Good things
evil dangerous monster
Good things
Not sure these two things fit very well.
jbox1 The instructions are very easy to follow, and he has it set up in no time. Now all he needs is the blood of the Innocents But a gallon of tomato juice can be used as a substitute.
Unfortunately Jake doesn’t know anyone innocent, so he has to use tomato juice.
The instructions are very easy to follow
Glad this wasn’t an ikea product, or chinese 😛
This is getting a bit dark Let's hope tomatos are the only things getting hurt
jbox1 (Lol, I gtg so will continue in morning)
jbox1 Alright, the last thing Jake needs to do is find a suitable location. (Because, y'know, evil dangerous monster)
jbox1 "Oh, good. So may I retrieve it, then? You won't even hurt a ship with it, don't worry."
DocSlime I am not handing over something I don't even know what it is! What weapon?!
