TheUnleashedPiraat Hey, the phone company’s fees are through the roof! You have got to make them short and to the point!
The box is scanned outside the base with a mobile X-Ray machine, as anyone would do with a suspicious package
jbox1 You still using phones? We're back to pigeons because of the cost. Pigeons with spacesuits. xD
TheUnleashedPiraat jbox1 "We usually just transmit messages via our drones if we decide the Subcores are not warranted. Perhaps they can be more effective carrier pigeons?"
jbox1 Nothing dangerous is detected.
RandomCommander Probably. The fact that pigeons can't fly in space because there is no air to create lift under their wings doesn't make pigeons the best choice either...
TheUnleashedPiraat Rocket pigeons
That would be awesome, wouldn't it?
It says "SORRY". So it is probably Canadian.
My burglar checks for traps.
TheUnleashedPiraat You'll see. :3 very close guess
jbox1 Nothing.
jbox1 Check it for pigeons or rocket pigeons
Alright then.
An engineer is called in. He opens the box with a Scavanger Grade Poking Stick (it is still outside the base).
jbox1 Inside is a book and a note with really bad handwriting. It says, Sorry that GreenFire killed a bunch of you peoples a long tyme ago. There is an unmarked book.
Read the book.
So greenfire is in fact Canadian???
jbox1 The first page reads, "The Beginning Guide for Summoning Demons" (Also, they are not Canadian. Only this guy is) There's a handwritten note that says, Summon the Greater Demon Azagolthep
Since none of the Scavangers are superstitious, they ignore the instructions. The book is placed in the library, for safe keeping.
jbox1 :\
Hey, waddidyah expect? I ain’t been summoning no demons around my shabby hole!
The Scavangers have already experienced inter dimensional eyes, they have had enough supernatural shiz.
jbox1 🙁 They are nice tho
