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update!
equipped sundrop and sundrat probes with better armor.

    A iron imperium drone appears
    hey guys i got a present for you
    "Delivers -2000 of impiriums finest ale

    IronCross42
    please... any more'nd this place will drift intoa star from'ow drucnk we are...

    weez...wehz gaht........emoh-enoaf......liquor. Plz n-n-no..............mo blacksout

    GoodMorningCosmoteer

    TurboTwinky28

    Walks through corridors: Sigh. These people are too drunk to their own job
    Walks to pantry while everyone is asleep or blacked out (mostly the latter)
    Picks up all the alcohol
    Throws it out of the ship
    Its for the common good I say! Immediately prepares for a full-scale retaliation

    Iantech
    what have you done! alcohol is the only reason these idiotic savages highly valued employees still worked here!

    also i updated the pantry again since you threw away most of the alcohol.

    Iantech
    hehe hehe what makes you say that?

    takes alcohol out from desk.
    hides alcohol in filing cabinet.

      GoodMorningCosmoteer
      The interview?

        Iantech
        The interview

          Iantech
          oh yeah that...
          um, question 2, what is your stance on the radiation happening in the UG space?

          octo
          no, and im doing one now so sorry.

            GoodMorningCosmoteer
            Yes I heard about that. We too are trying to find a solution to the problem, and an alliance with the UG. They seem to be handling it well, although they need a lot of iron, which we are stacking

              Iantech
              last question since it is the 6:10 am here...
              what is your groups long term objective?

                GoodMorningCosmoteer
                Well, we are a faction devoted to science and technology. Already the company has invented the brand new warp drive, and improved the design of the electro-bomb by @jbox1 . We are currently building warp routes base in the Adonian sub-empire, a section of the company.
                BUY OUR PRODUCTS! (or you will be disintegrated in one of 101 ways)

                Iantech
                thank you, that will be all.