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TurboTwinky28 Buona idea! (I'm italian) (translates to: good idea!)

    update!
    equipped sundrop and sundrat probes with better armor.

      A iron imperium drone appears
      hey guys i got a present for you
      "Delivers -2000 of impiriums finest ale

      IronCross42
      please... any more'nd this place will drift intoa star from'ow drucnk we are...

      weez...wehz gaht........emoh-enoaf......liquor. Plz n-n-no..............mo blacksout

      GoodMorningCosmoteer

      TurboTwinky28

      Walks through corridors: Sigh. These people are too drunk to their own job
      Walks to pantry while everyone is asleep or blacked out (mostly the latter)
      Picks up all the alcohol
      Throws it out of the ship
      Its for the common good I say! Immediately prepares for a full-scale retaliation

      Iantech
      what have you done! alcohol is the only reason these idiotic savages highly valued employees still worked here!

      also i updated the pantry again since you threw away most of the alcohol.

      Iantech
      hehe hehe what makes you say that?

      takes alcohol out from desk.
      hides alcohol in filing cabinet.

        GoodMorningCosmoteer
        The interview?

          Iantech
          The interview

            Iantech
            oh yeah that...
            um, question 2, what is your stance on the radiation happening in the UG space?

            octo
            no, and im doing one now so sorry.

              GoodMorningCosmoteer
              Yes I heard about that. We too are trying to find a solution to the problem, and an alliance with the UG. They seem to be handling it well, although they need a lot of iron, which we are stacking

                Iantech
                last question since it is the 6:10 am here...
                what is your groups long term objective?

                  GoodMorningCosmoteer
                  Well, we are a faction devoted to science and technology. Already the company has invented the brand new warp drive, and improved the design of the electro-bomb by @jbox1 . We are currently building warp routes base in the Adonian sub-empire, a section of the company.
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