Here is a shitty ship I built on sandbox half a year ago.
The worst ship ever created
ThatBritishDude When in doubt, just chain reactors!
The Cykachu
BattleCruiserCommander I just was incredibly bored and dumb and had Oneyes building guide open, so I somehow decided to have my mind go blank and build a ship by doing the opposite of the "building rules".
(Don't) Enjoy the Builders Crime:
(Why did I actually do this??? It's already hurting my eyes and my head!)
CursedPh4nt0m
What you did with the PDs is a nice touch. It's horrifying.
CursedPh4nt0m NO FE???
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CursedPh4nt0m Railguns shouldn't have any accelerators, if a railgun has an accelerator it should be backwards, there could be railgun loaders placed randomly around the ship, missile launchers should be placed inside the ship, needs more corridors and backwards conveyor belts, weapons aren't blocking each other, the ship can still move, it should have thrusters on only one side, should have fire extinguishers with no doors... umm I think that's enough for now.
You have a ways to go if you want to beat what people on multiplayer come up with. That can still actually fight.
CursedPh4nt0m It must be incredibly fast with this much engine rooms! 
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Equalizer Seems like braindead mode wasn't enough.... Gotta make my little brother build a ship then!
It already has all thrusters on the same side and I decided to use no fe to begin with, as the guide says otherwise. You're right tho, this thing still has some firepower even altho it's certainly not supposed to.
I'm actually somewhat scared to ask, but could you post an example for that last line of your reply?
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CursedPh4nt0m
How about maximum length rails with ammo factories, stacked one corridor apart for the width of the build grid, with a line of reactors on the back? Somewhere in there is a single cockpit and some crew of course, maybe some thrusters too.
"Star Destroyers" with maybe 8 lasers per side, lines and clumps of reactors and engine rooms in the middle of the ship, and only forward thrusters are extremely common.
Ragnarok lookalikes are also a thing, though that's not what they're usually called.
Guy I actually got something similar to the first two things somewhere in my ship folder. Would've never done the third thing, as I just can't build more than three blocks without mirror mode...
[Personal note: Add "The Builders Crime" V2 here.]
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CursedPh4nt0m
Can you do worse than THIS?
(You might want to load it in Cosmoteer to see it's epic name!)
Alpha It's still too "good". You'd have to ensure it can't move properly, remove the shields doors, add more usless stuff and make it way more deformed. (And please never mention that one certain thing ever again! I took part at that stupidity and I still wake up screaming at this guy...)
CursedPh4nt0m I will, hehe.
CursedPh4nt0m man that thread needs some necromancy >
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Don't worry, I wouldn't dare to mention it again, I've found a better name.
By the way, smileys on the explosive charges look really evil...
