Cosmoteer Live! (Not to be confused with "GMC")

Tson

Iantech
(wat? pls explain? XD idk what is going on)

Iantech

Tson
Ehem, you signed up for the job.

Tson

Iantech
(🤔 well if i remember rightly, i signed up a character not myself, i will do the job, but only when that area has been resolved, this is in the Lore/RP section you know XD)

Iantech

Tson
(well yeah, but the benefit of calling you by your forum name is that a convenient and annoying message appears advising you of your job. If I called you by the character name, I would be rather hard for the message to reach you.)

Tson

Iantech
(Yes i know, sorry, i meant that you haven't actually really said anything to the character yet, he is just sitting outside waiting to see if you will let him dock or not 🙂 )

Iantech

Tson
But.. he messaged me...
and I said that he could come in... (lol)

Iantech

Hello and welcome to the daily program!
The time now is 11:37 UGR, 12:37 ACT and 12:37 UIT on the Friday the 17th of August 2018.
Today's Headlines:
Yesterday the nicknamed "CosmoBrawl" happened. The winner was @Oneye , to which we give our congratulations.
The date for the conference has been announced to be in 1 week UGR. One participant to the conference, one "Garalatika Monsoon" (I just made that name up, don't blame me for any references I have may have made. (That comment wasn't part of the news report, nor is this)), has been quoted as saying "this conference is so boring, I would kill the emperor if I could", This has sparked some protest, but the ever-kind emperor has forgiven her and moved on. He is stated as saying the conference will continue as planned.

Thank you for listening, we will see you tomorrow, and
Glory to IanTech!

Iantech

Hello and welcome to the daily program!
The time now is 19:24 UGR, 20:37 ACT and 12:37 UIT on Monday the 20th of August 2018
The presenter is wearing a black tie
Today's Headlines:
The emperor of Adonia has departed to help with the preparations for the conference. However, communications with his craft have been lost after the intergalactic warp. The IanTech HQ has found a new flurry of activity, as the military is arriving at the scene. The emperor had originally refused to have an escort, as this was going to be a peaceful conference.
Oh... More info is coming in.. ah, I see...
Tune in next time for an important announcement!
Glory to the empire of Adonia and IanTech!

Iantech

Good morning and welcome to the daily program.
The time now is 11:36 ACT, 10:36 UGR and 11:36 UIT (Note: The times have been switched around a bit for today) on Tuesday the 21st of August 2018.
The presenter is wearing a black tie
Today's Headlines:
The emperor of Adonia has been pronounced dead as his body was found floating in space far of course from the original warp route. The accident is currently being examined by the conjoined forces of both the IanTech and the Adonian accident investigation forces. Many people are being questioned.
A history of Adonia:
Adonia is a large and beautiful planet connected to another industrialised planet by large beams. These are the only 2 planets in the system.
Adonia was originally owned by @Amazing_Goob .It also happens to be the first empire he owned. While he became rich and famous, he eventually sold most of his factions in one of the most ludicrous bids in the galaxy. IanTech quickly grabbed a new planet, not only because IanTech basically had ceased existing, but also because of its ideal location for warp gates and because the name sounded nice.
National anthem of Adonia plays
Glory to Adonia and IanTech!

Iantech

Hello and welcome to the daily program.
The time now is 10:47 UGR, 11:47 ACT and 11:47 UIT. on Wednesday the 22nd of August 2018.
Today, a succession crisis has started, as the emperor, due to his religion, never had a child. Thanks to this, several people have claimed their place to the throne, in a surprising flurry of activity. Garalatika Monsoon, who has been the centre of some blame, has been stated as saying they have no place in the matter and has not replied or taken advantage of the weakened nation. 2 major parties have been established in this crisis. IanTech has replied to the matter by quickly securing the palace and several other important military and political targets. A more religious focused group called the "Golden Mountains" (named hence because of the famous mountains they originate from) have risen in revolt to counter IanTech due to the ideals they hold of the world. IanTech has made a statement saying they will allow these ideas to spread, but they will not tolerate any military action from this group. Fierce debate continues on the ethnicity and lawfulness of these actions.
The question still remains:
Who killed the Emperor?
What does this mean for Adonia??

Thank you for listening, we will see you tomorrow, and
Glory to IanTech

GoodMorningCosmoteer

someone mentioned me, something about protesting this?
and yes, i was inactive for a while but i'm back.

Iantech

GoodMorningCosmoteer
Oh, hi... welcome to your rival! (sort of)

GoodMorningCosmoteer

Iantech
im not exactly the owner of the gmc anymore
i handed it to the guy with the hospitalizers

Iantech

Hello and welcome to the daily program!
The time now is 20:30 UGR, 21:30 ACT, 21:30 UIT, on Thursday the 23rd of August 2018
For now, agents have been reluctant in the responce to the disaster. Not a single one of the major agencies have given a reply to the incident and the public is very angry about the slow response. We hope that the agents are planning something.
In other news, we have updated our drivers to create news scripts that sound like something from a certain Douglas Adams book. Or, well, Ford Prefect book. Or well, that name that no one can pronounce and is from a planet in the near vicinity of Betelgeuse. Don't ask me why, I haven't cleaned my brain since forever. (I am a cyborg thing by the way)

Thank you for listening, we will see you tommorow, and
Glory to IanTech!

Permission to go off-line?
Send that to the commander to be stamped
Gets sent to commander
Clerk 1: Sorry, but you will have to get a form for that
Some time later
Clerk 1: Ok, the commander is here
Commander: Ok, I'll talk to my council
Some more time later
Commander: Approved as requested.
Gets sent back to me
Goes off-line...
Permission to go on line for the 10 o'clock news?

Iantech

GoodMorningCosmoteer
I noticed...
one question. Which GMC base was your favourite? There were 4 of them. My favourite always seemed to be GMC-2. In fact, this very news show is conducted from GMC-2. Just repainted and stuff.

GoodMorningCosmoteer

Iantech
weren't they all the same though

Minion222

@Iantech @Tson

The Squadron ftl's into the system

Xio: "Hello, to truble we're here just for the crate, nothing more. So give it to us or face the power of Zethlir."

Zythe: "In short just give us that crate you have and we won't kill you... maybe."

They slowly surround the ship in thier 4 fighters, ready to shoot if needed
image https://i.imgur.com/y6Eml7W.png

Tson

Minion222
++W-what, who are you? What crate?++

The ships then intercept a signal that uses a very old coded format, obviously the sender thought it was unreadable by the bounty hunters
¬¬ Hell pally get your thrusters primed ¬¬

Iantech

Minion222
Crate? Crate? In that ship? Not the massive GMC-2 right next to it?

Minion222

Tson

The V crow slowly moves behind the smaller ship and so does the A Duck, covering it from exscaping if necesarry afterall the bounty hunters aren't stupid

Xio: "Just give us the crate from the samller ship it's a task we gotta complete."

Zythe: "If not he'll just take his suit to breathe in space and fire fireballs at you or worse."

Tson

Minion222
++Scoot... ok man ya got me, just send somedude aboard to pick it up, how the hell did you know I had the damn thing anyway, I wish i never took it in the first place now.++

Iantech

Tson the... flip? What crate do you have? What is this about? Tell me now, or I will report to the imperial guard of IanTech! (A: Yes IanTech (the faction) still exists, B: This is a government-owned news channel, for IanTech, owned by me, @Iantech . Good? Good,)