Hello and welcome to the daily program!
The time now is 11:37 UGR, 12:37 ACT and 12:37 UIT on the Friday the 17th of August 2018.
Today's Headlines:
Yesterday the nicknamed "CosmoBrawl" happened. The winner was @Oneye , to which we give our congratulations.
The date for the conference has been announced to be in 1 week UGR. One participant to the conference, one "Garalatika Monsoon" (I just made that name up, don't blame me for any references I have may have made. (That comment wasn't part of the news report, nor is this)), has been quoted as saying "this conference is so boring, I would kill the emperor if I could", This has sparked some protest, but the ever-kind emperor has forgiven her and moved on. He is stated as saying the conference will continue as planned.
Thank you for listening, we will see you tomorrow, and
Glory to IanTech!