Some of my best randomness includes:

RandomCommander Something Something Mass Disintegrator?

RandomCommander I want to see the fucking Sylandro fart-cloud responsible for these fucking Mak drones.

RandomCommander ((And so it was written in the forumverse lorebooks that the Ever Legion are basically robotic greek statues that are imbued with the essence of Carl from Jimmy Neutron, and that's how the Bounty hunters became their first and bestest friends.

10/10 best joke lore ever would make reality if possible))

RandomCommander So what's the real Rule #1 you ask? Rule #1 is as follows:

Do not talk about 🅱

It goes well with Rule #2:

Do NOT talk about 🅱