(When omega tries to hire the BH's but the BH's are in another location(
The same omega battleship like the last 3 times rifts near the bounty hunters, over the ship
(If minion will EVER respond to me)
(When omega tries to hire the BH's but the BH's are in another location(
The same omega battleship like the last 3 times rifts near the bounty hunters, over the ship
(If minion will EVER respond to me)
Minion222 Oh... I didn't read it all XD.
He's literally got about 50 bullet holes in him, missing 20% of his skin and severe brain damage. Did I mention he's dead
Yeah, he's not going to be accepting deals anytime soon. The only concern I have now for the Juan/GLE story is what I'm going to do with James...
Amazing_Goob Oh... I didn't read it all XD.
Minion222 ((Due to your stresses of life, I suppose I will postpone the Rogue DC attack that we talked about a while back.))
((The Totally not-canon exchange that went through my head after seeing this: ))
Xio: Oh, shit, they actually expected a case? Uhm... Ria! Fabricate a case and put something that the Ever Legion might like inside it!
Ria: What? We just met the Ever Legion, how am I supposed to know what they like?
Xio: I don't know, use your powers of wisdom or something to figure that out!
Ria: ...Okayy??
RandomCommander @Minion222
( Ria: So, Croissants? )
Tson @Minion222
(( Xio: That sounds about right, give them a large Croissant and put it in a case. I'll send it to them myself. ))
(( Zyre: This will legit work 100% I swear ))
RandomCommander
(EL envoy: "Wait thisz isz not the casze we aszke- oooh...")
((And so it was written in the forumverse lorebooks that the Ever Legion are basically robotic greek statues that are imbued with the essence of Carl from Jimmy Neutron, and that's how the Bounty hunters became their first and bestest friends.
10/10 best joke lore ever would make reality if possible))
Ria: "Yes hello this is Ria we've got the case but some Ships are chasing us!"
Xio: "I Got this Ria."
Xio uses his electrical powers to short circut all the ships thrusters and weapons
Xio: "Cya later suckers!"
Ria gets back to the phone
Ria: "Okay Xio cut them off a bit we will soon be at your position, also we got a gift for you."
Scrolls through this page still wondering what to do with James and then
BOOM
RandomCommander That sounds about right, give them a large Croissant and put it in a case.
RandomCommander And so it was written in the forumverse lorebooks that the Ever Legion are basically robotic greek statues that are imbued with the essence of Carl from Jimmy Neutron
Minion222 Ria get's back to the phone
The first two made me laugh. The next quote made Grammarly have a heart attack.
The squadron receives a call from an unknown source, attempts to trace it result in billions of potential locations.
Xio: "Again you morons don't attack us we just wanted the crate for a mission, we can even pay you! I don't wanna erase your ships from existance with my powers, which i'm clearly able to do!"
Ria: "Please just don't attack we can easilly take you all out with a few blows, we can also just take out your weapons."
Xio: "Yes infact we did the same to ye old friends, and we'll do it again"
Xio charges his thunder abilities taking thier power away again, and then charges up a plasma orb and shoots it at the thrusters of the other ships, leaving them stranded for good
Ria: "Yes hello? we're in a bit of a stressy situation, but what is your concern?"
Minion222
Bribing a government doesn't normally work...
Random person: Hey if they use electric shields, wouldn't physical weapons do the most damage?
Everyone else: That is... actually a good idea
The random person gets sent to the commander
Commander: I like that. That's a good idea.
Commander: Load the cannons! And send a message to base to get us some more cannon-ships!