Amazing_Goob
Within days...
The Mangoverse has come to a stop. Now all that is left to do is... confront Bjab'Lur! Jabba kneels to the giant hand, keeping the ship's crew from drifting with his body's gravitational pull.
"O' founding father of the Mangoes, I beg of you for a blessing."
"Why wouldn't I bless you? You don't have to act formal an' all, I would've blessed you anyway!"
The hand (well fin) reaches out to the Mangolord, gently tapping his head. Jabba begins to feel...
(cue "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic)
WOKE!
He begins to expand, pulling debris and dust from nebulae towards his body. Wherever he goes, the space begins to glow gold...
"Plottanium-reinforced armor! Plot armor!"
"Now go Jabba! MAKE YOUR ANCESTORS PROUD! We'll be watching you on TV, as we are too lazy to intervene! Oh, and Ixornvas @Amazing_Goob. Have this!"
The gateway to Deluxe Heaven opens up, sending a shiny sword for Ixornvas to wield.
"Swing it first to find out what happens... Now all you have to do is find a gateway to wherever Bjab'Lur is hiding. Ah, I think you have to do some weird ritual or something... Maybe the Archpriest @ImTired could do the job..."
@Brank
