The Holy Cult of Jabba [Multi-Person Faction/Lore]

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob (sorry for the extremely late reply!)

As the power is fed to the mobilizers, the stomach in the center of the ship begins to growl...

"Processing the power... Aha!"

3... 2... 1...

"CUE THE FITTING MUSIC!"

A servant presses a switch, activating the ship's intercom...

The temple crew take a seat on rollercoaster-esque chairs, bars being inspected for safety purposes. Once the inspection ends, each one raises their fins...

CAUSE I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, HAVING A GOOD TIME

ZOOM!

The temple blasts at incredible speeds towards the breach. Jabba's stretch back, "teeth" exposed as it flies forwards... and it stops.

The temple arrives outside the massive breach in the soul-wall, giving them a view of... the collision target! And it's getting closer by the minute...

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY Yawns

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY Ixornvas is looking slightly green...

ImTired

Amazing_Goob Eats

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

Jabba looks around, confused...

"Why is nothing happening? Why haven't any of you moved for one week, dammit!"

He snaps the crew back to life, and the grand event begins...

"Whoops! We're all doomed! Yay!"

CRRRRSHHHH

The Mangoverse smashes into the Southeastern Spirals of the forum galaxy, pulverizing systems as it flies forward at high speeds. It seems unstoppable until...

The temple shatters into millions of pieces! It is no longer just a floating piece of stone! It's a golden fin. The fin of the first Mangolord!

"Wait wha- I thought there wasn't anything after heaven!"

"And you thought wrong! Save your questions for later, we have a monstrosity to put down once again!"

"But isn't this deus ex machina cli-"

"Hey, it's something called plot armor! Do you think that the higher beings would approve of such destruction?"

Jabba simply nods, and the fist goes flying through the breach, making a turn to stop the Mangoverse's movement...

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY Ixornvas is getting impatient with all these post that he can't do anything with.

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

"Just... help push the temple or something? Go home if you want... or maybe wait if there's going to be a battle?"

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY "FIIIIIIIIIINE" He starts pushing on the fist using psionics.

Amazing_Goob

Some more suggestions:
Kiwifish
Applefish
Avacadofish
Apricotfish
Bananafish
Watermelonfish
Coconutfish
Figfish
Kumquatfish
Want me to keep going?

Brank

Amazing_Goob
Datefish
Crabapplefish

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

"I mean, you can take a break and get a drink, assistance is optional..."

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY Seems like being fat is NOT improving his mood. He grabs a kiwi and starts peeling it manually.

Brank

Amazing_Goob G4L4XY
Raspberry, who has been sitting quietly
"Grapefish, Hersheys Please"

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

Jabba looks concerned...

"Look Ixornvas... I am concerned about your state right now, being fat takes up a lot of energy and well... yeah, energy... If you wish to continue helping, I could make a smaller seat."

Amazing_Goob

G4L4XY "Alright..." He shrinks back to his normal size and immediately feels better. He chucks the Kiwi at a Grapefish, hitting it straight in the forehead. "Man, that felt GOOD." He keeps helping turn the Mangoverse.

G4L4XY

Brank The grapefish runs over, a continent-sized Hershey's bar in hand and pre-peeled.

Brank

G4L4XY
He eats on the bar, and pushes the Fist While he eats.

G4L4XY

Amazing_Goob

Within days...

The Mangoverse has come to a stop. Now all that is left to do is... confront Bjab'Lur! Jabba kneels to the giant hand, keeping the ship's crew from drifting with his body's gravitational pull.

"O' founding father of the Mangoes, I beg of you for a blessing."

"Why wouldn't I bless you? You don't have to act formal an' all, I would've blessed you anyway!"

The hand (well fin) reaches out to the Mangolord, gently tapping his head. Jabba begins to feel...

(cue "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic)

WOKE!

He begins to expand, pulling debris and dust from nebulae towards his body. Wherever he goes, the space begins to glow gold...

"Plottanium-reinforced armor! Plot armor!"

"Now go Jabba! MAKE YOUR ANCESTORS PROUD! We'll be watching you on TV, as we are too lazy to intervene! Oh, and Ixornvas @Amazing_Goob. Have this!"

The gateway to Deluxe Heaven opens up, sending a shiny sword for Ixornvas to wield.

"Swing it first to find out what happens... Now all you have to do is find a gateway to wherever Bjab'Lur is hiding. Ah, I think you have to do some weird ritual or something... Maybe the Archpriest @ImTired could do the job..."

@Brank

G4L4XY

(gtg for an hour, coming back later)

ImTired

Meanwhile, in the hall of justice...

An u b e r fat boi sits, watching the sun go around and around him. He begins getting strange... sensations of darkness coming.

The U b e r fat boi yells in the Universe...

"Who thou art? I can sense thou! Show thy face!"

G4L4XY He tries to kinetically contact Jabba through his fat to see if there is a problem...

"Is there a problem, oh Fat One? My many intestines tell me that there is something s p o o p y going on. Oh, and save me some of dat Grape and Pasta..."

G4L4XY

ImTired

Jabba senses the Archpriest's kinetic message, stomach rolling and growling to send a reply...

**"Thicc child o' mine, the s p o o p levels have reached an all time high! Despite knowing it all, I was too blind to see the signs right in front of me, and now the spoopman is back! I will make fresh spaghetti and make sure the grapes are picked without a blemish in sight!"

Meanwhile...

Nothing responds to Blubber's shout to the darkness... but an echo? He can feel the spoop levels increasing by the minute...

Brank

G4L4XY
"Dad? are we winning?"

ImTired

G4L4XY Blubber begins moving around, and the solar system follows him. Then he takes a knife, and cuts off a small chink of fat, only the size of a moon, and hurls it into the darkness.

"I know someone is out there. Why are you trying to s p o o p me? What have I ever done to you?! I am going to give you a short amount of time to leave, and then I will come over there and eat you so quickly you'll think you were a bowl o' grapes."