mystery_player Jake: Why? Who’s asking?
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jbox1 the hozt HEXAPOD NOW segmant of GMC, because theze help provide context
mystery_player Jake: Erm... yes?
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jbox1 good, next queztion how powerful would you zay you are? politically and physically?
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mystery_player Jake: Well, I’d say that consider’n our position on de galatic market, we are not findin’ it hard to make allies. If we were to go to war, we would have the support of the many more prepared factions. Of course, considering the mistakes of the Old Scavangers, we are also investing in proper security measures, instead of blundering around hoping noth’n goes wrong. The automated stick railguns were my own invention, and can cause considerable damage to anyone who gets any ideas. Also, our fleet of Lightning fighters are the most formidable ships of their class available today. Trust me, they’ll tear you apart peice by peice unless you act real nice around ‘em!
Of course, we are expanding all the time, and I am hop’n to start work on some bigger projects soon.
jbox1 very good, next up who are you're main rivalz and alliez?
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mystery_player Jake: Well, I’d say that the market has been pretty open since the IWO, and no competition means lots of profits! As far as allies go, the Terran Alliance has become our strongest ally yet, providing buisness opertunities and military support. We hope to be able to continue this relationship well into the future.
jbox1 interesting, what are your opinionz on currant galactic emergenciez? such as the starz going out.
mystery_player Jake: I believe that a ripple in space time will occur ending the incident because it is OP at a cosmolord level. For some reason rappidly replicating drones that can’t be killed because of sheer numbers, and are immune to EMP are “not OP” according to the creator, which I believe is total..
What was I talking about again?
Hexapod Host: The starz going out.
Jake: What stars?
jbox1 um, moving on. what are you plans for the future? more stock? new ships? a big secret project that you are secretly working on?
mystery_player Jake: We plan to start work on BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP and... OH WAIT YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW!
Eric (who has also attended) shakes a fist at the editor, who quickly censors the clip
jbox1 i guezz it'z a good thing we don't do thiz live. anything elze you wish to say?
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jbox1
an editor wrights in his now to cut make it known Jake requested to cut out the section.
a w8r unit enters and offers beverages.
GoodMorningCosmoteer OH! yay honey!
mystery_player Jake: Yes, there is. BUY OUR PRODUCTS OR ELSE!
Jake waves a fist, before resuming his normal seating position.
Jake: I assume that is all we have time for?
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jbox1
the w8r bot speaks.
yes, now, would you care for a few drinks?
update!
added another interview
added more alchohol... we got a shipment of it... this is not gonna be good...
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