The Offworld notices a giant anomaly near the husks of the Old Home, Celestias Alpha and Beta. Upon closer inspection, it appears to be multiple giant cybernetic worms. They immediately approach.
"Weapons on, hold fire."
"Hold? It's charging right at us, sir!"
"Maybe it was a second ago, now it's braking."
One worm appears to be shining, it approaches, followed up by others. There are a total of seven.
"You mortals must be ones that call themselves Offworld. Know that I am your true god-"
Another worm with six orbs around its head interrupts.
"Astrum, they're skilled politicians!"
"I am a skilled god, Sixth. Interrupt me no further. As I was trying to say, mortals, I am your true god, sent by your predecessors from the year 1856, and I shall follow you for the duration of your lives. The predecessors are not much worthy as of loop 254 to have me by their side. However, shall you declare a war or be attacked, I will not assist you, for that is your fault and you are the ones to solve it. I see that your previous home was destroyed. What actions you made for this to happen, I don't know, but certainly, they are not worse than those of the Looped. If you mortals can spare some time of your lives, I will tell you of your Ancestors..."
"It is an honor. But may we address you by your name?"
"Astrum Deus is me, and these are the Six, each of whom have contributed to your Ancestors. Now, useless questions aside, let me begin..."
Deus tells the story, and the crew immediately log it in the Offworld Knowledge Board.