Casual_Owl
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This is Rust of the Scavangers. Would you care to identify yourself? If you are that delivery shuttle with the steel ingots, we don’t want you anymore. Oh, and if you are one of the kids from next door thinking it’s funny flying a ship in our space, I’ll show you what ‘fun’ is.
waiting for response
jbox1
/Transmission Start/
We are diplomats from the AquaLost Council and we wish to start an alliance
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Casual_Owl can you breath oxegen? Sorry, but we only do deals with species who can breath, or are unharmed, by oxygen. Due to the fact that most of our products are affected by water and all... nah, im ok. I won’t hold it against yah, I just currently have other jobs I am working on.
jbox1
No we don't breath oxygen but our ships can go underwater
Casual_Owl I am currently busy with other things at the moment. I doubt that you are interested in any technology or trading, so I am sorry but I don’t want to allie.
jbox1
i am sorry to hear that, but can you give us a lift home we don't have FTL on this ship
Casual_Owl how’d you get here?
jbox1
we have FTL docks that we launch our ships from
Casual_Owl
(Sounds like surcide...)
Well, ok but I will need a sample of your ships “atmosphere” so we know what we need to put you in. Luckily we have specially designed vessels for such an occasion... that being species being transported and that have non-terran like atmospheres. Anyway, we will be sending out a boarding party soon.
(I never thought I’d end up saving a crew of hyper intelligent fish...)
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jbox1
you are allowed on our ship
/Transmission End/
jbox1 (Sounds like surcide...)
what does that sound like suicide
Casual_Owl being sent on a one way ship, and being unable to get back... what if the others where hostile and therefore you would be unable to get home?
hey, can you make all the tsar bomba warheads you delivered to the moria duds?
Amazing_Goob no, those where actually stolen from the junkers, who attempted to steal from us, and also managed to have an FTL malfunction and lost their weapons. They had to surrender, for they were unable to escape, lest risking their whole ship from the damaged FTL drive. That is also how we found the SFCD
Amazing_Goob wait, but we have something better. I can deliver 20 doomsday devices, which do damage equivalent to 100 Tsar Bombas... at least thats what jack says is the “best case scenario for the enemy aside from you not using it”
warps to a universe long ago in a galaxy far far away...
cue music
STAR TERAN WARS
In light of events in the scavangers home galaxy, they had decided to go to another universe to stay safe from naterz_potaterz evil plans to use his arsenal of 52,000 Tsar Bombas which they had delivered a week ago. They then realised that by writing this they were probably breaking several copyright laws, But continued to live and take part in the universe they were now in (you can see tim in jabba the huts palace one or two times). They then decided it was rather boring being here in an outdated film set and went on to simply waiting for when the time was right, to return home. In the meantime, the T.R.A.D.E.R struggle with the rush of orders for “civilisation in terror” grade missile bunkers.
jbox1
...while we´re at it, when did Jack maintain the FTL drives of the Mothership last?
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ProntoManagement
Feel like this is gonna happen to alot of threads now xD
