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Amazing_Goob 😃

      jbox1 I don't know any Australian stereotypes

        ZyerFire
        Neither do I.

          ZyerFire something along the lines of fat blokes living in the outback, using slang and cooking on barbecue. Meanwhile I live in a colder mountainous region, with dense “bushland” and good rainfall.

              jbox1
              A vessel of unknown origin enters your space

                  • jbox1

                    • Post #215
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                    Casual_Owl
                    /transmission begin/
                    This is Rust of the Scavangers. Would you care to identify yourself? If you are that delivery shuttle with the steel ingots, we don’t want you anymore. Oh, and if you are one of the kids from next door thinking it’s funny flying a ship in our space, I’ll show you what ‘fun’ is.

                    waiting for response

                        jbox1
                        /Transmission Start/
                        We are diplomats from the AquaLost Council and we wish to start an alliance
                        /Transmission End/

                            • jbox1

                              • Post #217
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                              Casual_Owl can you breath oxegen? Sorry, but we only do deals with species who can breath, or are unharmed, by oxygen. Due to the fact that most of our products are affected by water and all... nah, im ok. I won’t hold it against yah, I just currently have other jobs I am working on.

                                  jbox1
                                  No we don't breath oxygen but our ships can go underwater

                                      Casual_Owl I am currently busy with other things at the moment. I doubt that you are interested in any technology or trading, so I am sorry but I don’t want to allie.

                                          jbox1
                                          i am sorry to hear that, but can you give us a lift home we don't have FTL on this ship

                                              Casual_Owl how’d you get here?

                                                  jbox1
                                                  we have FTL docks that we launch our ships from

                                                      Casual_Owl
                                                      (Sounds like surcide...)
                                                      Well, ok but I will need a sample of your ships “atmosphere” so we know what we need to put you in. Luckily we have specially designed vessels for such an occasion... that being species being transported and that have non-terran like atmospheres. Anyway, we will be sending out a boarding party soon.
                                                      (I never thought I’d end up saving a crew of hyper intelligent fish...)
                                                      /transmission end/

                                                        jbox1
                                                        you are allowed on our ship
                                                        /Transmission End/

                                                            jbox1 (Sounds like surcide...)

                                                            what does that sound like suicide

                                                                Casual_Owl being sent on a one way ship, and being unable to get back... what if the others where hostile and therefore you would be unable to get home?

                                                                    hey, can you make all the tsar bomba warheads you delivered to the moria duds?

                                                                    Amazing_Goob no, those where actually stolen from the junkers, who attempted to steal from us, and also managed to have an FTL malfunction and lost their weapons. They had to surrender, for they were unable to escape, lest risking their whole ship from the damaged FTL drive. That is also how we found the SFCD

                                                                      Amazing_Goob wait, but we have something better. I can deliver 20 doomsday devices, which do damage equivalent to 100 Tsar Bombas... at least thats what jack says is the “best case scenario for the enemy aside from you not using it”