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  • The ESHEGDFCHVICDCRC [MEGA-ULTRA-SUPER GOD FACTION]

The Epic Supreme Holy Eternal Godly Democratic Federal Communist Hegemonic Vegetarian Imperial Cult of Doom, Chaos, Righteousness and Cabbage.

[Insert wall of text that rivals the amount of words in the Christian Bible]

Territory

The Godly Democratic Empire currently controls about 1,256,374,637 galaxies and around 123,432 universes. How? Well, [Insert link to Novel-long wall of text]

Technological Hegemonies

- Cancer Machines - Machines that generate large walls of text that can overwhelm enemies and can create technologies out of thin air..
- Plot Armor - Armor that is literally invincible to everything, even the Mak!
- Lore Weaponry - Weapons that shape-shift into what the owner needs it to be, from flamethrowers to walls of text!
- SRC's - Superheated, radioactive cabbages are the pinnacle of technology and a national pride for the ESHEGDFCHVICDCRC. They are used all the way from orbital superweapons to normal firearms.

Religion: The Cult of the Cabbage

This religion revolves around the worship of Cabbage, the Lord and Savior of the vegans. In this cult, anyone indoctrinated must become vegan or else the Holy Broccoli Guards come in from the Vegetarian Heavens and kill them, usually by suffocation through choking on whole cabbages.

Superior Ships

There are no ships because we use something called, "Lore Weaponry" and "Plot Armor."

Anyone who fights us are terrible in every way, and should be eviscerated off the face of the Forumverse because we have "Righteousness" in our name.

Boiled_Cabbage
[Enter obligatory rant on how OP it is here]
[Enter obligatory post about how everything was better in the earlier days here]
[Enter obligatory spam/offtopic message here]
[Enter obligatory "I killz your becuz I stronk" post here]
[Enter obligatory "here have 12376498712 free ships" post here]
[Enter obligatory "We are at war now! (because we don´t like the colouring of the speck of dust on your right sock)" post here]
[Enter the obligatory "Wanna be allies for no reason?" post here]
[Enter obligatory faction d*ck measurement contest here]
[Enter obligatory infight between forum members here]
...did I miss anything?

    Boiled_Cabbage changed the title to The GDFCHIDC [MEGA-ULTRA-SUPER GOD FACTION].

      Boiled_Cabbage
      HA! Jokes on you! Have the uber duper mega super god faction killer beam bomb nuke star! Take that

        Boiled_Cabbage changed the title to The SGDFCHIDC [MEGA-ULTRA-SUPER GOD FACTION].

          Jared

          but didn't you say you couldn't kill anyone's factions without their owners consent

            Boiled_Cabbage changed the title to The ESHEGDFCHVICDCRC [MEGA-ULTRA-SUPER GOD FACTION].

              Drakador_Chaos [Enter obligatory op ship donation of way too high quantity here]

                Boiled_Cabbage Good context, balance, and evidence. Make sure to include pre-determined cookie cutter wars and events. Also include a acronym like Mak, A.S.S. or something. That way you can be stronk because of your unique/super important opinions and imagination.

                  Boiled_Cabbage Oof

                      Boiled_Cabbage
                      Well well well it dosent kill them! It sends them in to a super super uber diner pocket dimension, but it's filled with Water! So they all drown! Ha ha!

                          Jared So... You're sending the entire faction, including the

                          Boiled_Cabbage around 123,432 universes

                          into a pocket dimension filled with normal water and expect them to actually drown? Okay....

                          Boiled_Cabbage

                          Boiled_Cabbage The Godly Democratic Empire

                          You might want to correct this btw.

                                  CursedPh4nt0m
                                  Ummmmmm uhhh no just the citizens.... yea

                                      Jared And what about

                                      Boiled_Cabbage the Holy Broccoli Guards

                                      and whatever? Just curios....

                                          CursedPh4nt0m They make sure kids eat their veggies or else they die infinite times.

                                            EpicJp21 (I was asking Jared what he would do about them, as I don't expect them to be human.)

                                            the_guy545 (I'll just pretend Drak didn't say the same on Discord...)

                                                CursedPh4nt0m I was talking about the broccoli guards XD

                                                    EpicJp21 (Yeah, I already expected that much. But how would Jared possibly drown a broccoly and whatnot in water?)