At a small GLE Outpost, Sargent Perkins is in charge for the day. His job as desk Sargent was incredibly boring
Suddenly, Constable James Curbstorm ran into the office
"Sarge, we just had a report of strange noises coming near the Hotel"
Perkins sighed "If we have to check every person that shitting over 20 decibels near the hotels we'll have too much on our hands to deal with everyone else"
James shook his head "Sir, they also said there was blood involved"
"Fine, you and Price go and check if their toilet still works"
James nodded and left the room.
(You'll see where this is going soon 😉 )