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Aboard the lead STE ship:
"ARGH THAT BLODDY THING IS SO ANNOYING, EVERYONE TARGET THAT THING"
"Um sir, it is practically harmess"
"yeah it can't hurt us from here"
"I DONT CARE JUST SHOOT THAT THING"

The lead ship targets the ship....
Fires...
And misses.

"WHAT!!! WHY DID WE MISS"
"Probably because the targetting system doesn't know the difference between moving at 100mps or spinning at 100mps"
"THEN GET US CLOSER DAMNIT"
"AND YOU! CALL COMMAND AND TELL THEM TO SEND US A BATTLESTATION"
"THEN WE CAN SPIN TOO!"
"sir, don't you realise that the STE battlespinstation is useless?"
"THAT WAS AN ORDER!"

The STE fleet gives up shooting at the fleet, and instead starts to get in range of the megatitan
However, as long as it spins, they cannot hit it with their slow cannons.
And so, another "ship" arrives:
image https://i.imgur.com/K2P8Oja.png
It immediately begins spinning and firing its guns at the megatitan
It is able to hit due to modern targetting, and railguns being fast.
As it spins, the railguns act like a gatling gun, cutting down the time between shots by half.
(works like that in game too, so is explainable here)

The STE fleet is now taking heavy damage, but acts to present more targets, thinning out fire.

    • Edited

    Jenwuf the megatitan starts to slow down,it seems as if the railgun shot something vital for its movement,just as the crew onboard the lead STE ship took a sigh of relief,the outer layer of the megatitan crumbles,and inside shows a shiny core with cannon mounted on each side
    image https://i.imgur.com/ibAhGkt.png
    (its basically this but without all the armour,juat the little cube at the middle)

      Dumb
      The STE fleet fails to notice this, and go back to fighting the other fleets.
      The battlestation just keeps firing in all directions, missing the small core, if it hits, its in a corner due to the targetting system of railguns not liking spinning
      It now being an easier target.
      If you where to take out a railgun... it might chain react...
      (death star likeness intensifies)

      • Dumb replied to this.

        image https://i.imgur.com/7smg5D2.png
        50 billion of these 50 million credit ships just appear and starts shooting at anything they see and also they all have giant hidden cannons that can one shot anything.

        yobeefjerky Be Believable Don't use megapowerful weapons and just say "I killed 727283 ships" Explain why it killed those ships and how
        Make Logical Sense Can't just throw 8 billion dreads in here folks

        TotallyNormalPerson
        What even?
        Did you even read this?

        DarkPearl
        There is bad RP, then there's BAD RP...
        What makes it even worse is that:
        1) He is wrong, they can't one shot everything here.
        2) The Mak are probably gonna wreck his ships because beef specifically said no bullshit like this.

        The combined Axis fleet
        1x Yamato class battleship

        image https://i.imgur.com/Pu8vQPD.png
        2x Bismarck class battleships

        image https://i.imgur.com/Pit32yq.png

        TotallyNormalPerson Slipspace portals rip open and trillions of Mak drones pour out like vengeful bees, the drones begin to swarm the 50 Billion megaships, ripping chunks of hull off and converting that into more drones. In the end, none of the megaships could survive the Blitzkrieg the Mak pulled on them, the one message the Collective sent afterward assuring they will not tolerate this.

        Overpowered Ships Destroyed

        I was joking, gosh everybody took it so seriously!

        TotallyNormalPerson
        i thought it was a joke...
        but the fact is, people genuinely do stuff like that XD
        so i couldnt tell for sure

          Jenwuf
          I realized how stupid it makes me look if people take it seriously. But i guess it's fine because the infinite amount of mak can just wipe them of the face of the map.

          Rych HEY! You Copied me. im the Japanese fleet, and boombox is germany, cant copy our idead

          • Rych replied to this.

            TotallyNormalPerson The Mak are limited in number, this is just a realistic number of them, which means there's far more Mak than we can comprehend.

            Yeet. the emperor says as the empires newest, biggest ship slipspaces in.

            The Star Reaper
            image https://i.imgur.com/5iHnBqd.png

            Brank (Ayy Star Reaper. The name of my first fac without an S at the end of Reaper.)

              Brank

              except yours isn't a literal WW2 Navy

              Rych too sleek to be yamato,need the turret cheek

                • Edited

                Jenwuf soon after,several small wormholes open up and came several grabbers(modified berserkers) warp in,took away the core,and warped away
                suddenly,several big wormholes open up,sensors going crazy as a whole brigate of yamatos(screw u sunrise empire and that sleek ass yamato) deploying their space zeros as primal hunters blast anything that comes into their way

                image https://i.imgur.com/J6wG2wm.png
                x5

                  Dumb
                  For the first time since... well never, the STE are finally able to test their guns against living weapons.
                  Having now for certainly noticed the new ships
                  The original fleet returns, this time, able to shoot at you, due to a lack of spinning.
                  The battlestation however, is likely destroyed.
                  (rip battle-spin-station, you won't be missed you pointless design)

                  STE ships are designed to be basically "a huge chunk of armour"
                  And are in the process of being equipped with anti railgun "ERA" Exterior plates.
                  So as you can imagine, this might mean that they could possibly stand up to around 5 primal hunter hits before it damages the command bridge, and 3-4 before reaching the Weapons, never tested this in game.
                  So feel free to yourself, or just RP around what you think they would.

                  One thing the STE are not aware of, is range, they do not know how long range the primal hunter turrets are...
                  And so begin to close range, within a few moments, the first STE ship is in range of your guns.
                  Quite unexpectedly, you are now in range of its guns.
                  Its Dual 15" turrets seemingly loaded with the right amount of propellant to match yours.
                  Although, from the looks of the armour and shields of that thing...
                  Will do minimal damage.
                  However should multiple ships get close enough, then it surely would take damage.
                  But the fleet is scattered, and will take a moment to get in range again.

                  one other thing, is that the space Zero's would likely be not attacked as much, due to the corvettes being gone by this point.

                  (btw, I'm really not concerned if I have losses, or even outright defeat here, so do as you will
                  In fact, those would probably kick my ships assets, so yeah)