A message reaches the headquarters at IanTech.
Admiral at UG:Ah, em, hi. Where are you ships?
Me: What ships? We where just rebuilding our planet. You know, MAK and all that
Admiral: Uhuh, and we are in the middle of a financial crisis, and intergalactic war, and a loss of an entire system
Me: Oh you're fine. Wait What?
Admiral: We probably would like some help. Probably.
Me: Ya Think? Yeah sure! Er...(quietly, although he can still hear me) what would be a good reason to declare war on.... (Pulls out a piece of paper, and scribbles on it a small piece of text:
THIS IS A WAR REQUEST
We felt like it
Signed: IanTech Commander
) (I go mad when people forget brackets)