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Yes you! No matter what you may be, You CAN be a Capable Pilot! Do you think you can operate in Open Quarters, With those Quarters (AKA Your Ship, The Nanolaser Cutter V2) Inside Cramped ones? If you say "Challenge Accepted", Then you're in luck! We need some "Chimney Sweepers" with us! So, You think you can do it? Well, Just fly up into a Local Course!
NANOLASER CUTTER V2
Mass: 51 Tonnes
Crew: 17 Crew to Accompany you and manage your craft (18 in total, Including you)
Value: 86,650 Credits
A Versatile Fighter, Quick, Elegant, and Effective in combat. And that Spot in the back, With all the open space in it? That's for you, My Friend! A Chimney Sweep job pays you 100,000 Credits a week, Too- Way more than any average job! Not to mention, It isn't TOO Dangerous...
NANOLASER CUTTER V2 COURSE
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In this here test station, We test your capabilities as a "Chimney Sweeper"!
Pausing to aim and Plan maneuvers is allowed.
Here's the Course Guide:
Obstacle 1: Hole in the Wall
Set Station to Junk
In this first Section, you learn how to Aim your Laser to activate a Reactor, Which clears your path to the next challenge.
GUIDE: Click and aim for the reactor, stay in the Position you're in, And Kaboom.
Obstacle 2: Tight Squeeze
In this Challenge, To move forward you need to squeeze through the top section, Aim for the Reactor, and then watch as It elegantly creates a chain reaction that allows you to pass.
GUIDE: Fly through, Pause when You are ready to Aim, Click twice on target, Then Make your ship stay still instead of flying. We'll call this method the London, For convenience. After which, Move down into the next section.
Obstacle 3: Even Tighter Squeeze
In this next Section, Your task is to elegantly Squeeze through some spikes. When in range, Attack the Reactor under the Third Spike, Since the ship cannot fit through it. This one may be a little challenging, Because the 4 Space one would seem impossible. Want to know how to pass it?
GUIDE: Straighten your ship and Fly through Spike One. It's a Tight fit, Exactly the Width of your ship, but you should be able to do it.
Next, Poke the front of your ship through the Second Set of Spikes. Do THE LONDON to aim for the Reactor beneath the Lower Spike of Set three to destroy it, And then Twist your way through the Second set. This may be difficult.
Obstacle 4: The Duel
Set Station to Enemy
In this Final Real Challenge, you face off against A Rogue Gate Wall. Like we would count out the Possibility of somebody Screwing around with the Interior defences, after all! This won't be easy, Though... Once you run out of weapons, Go back to the start, Repair, And try again. Eventually, You'll destroy a reactor, And Boom goes the Neighbourhood!
TIP: You can just cut the station in this case if you want to repair faster... I guess?!
Obstacle 5: You Win!
Set Station back to Junk
Do THE LONDON and aim for the reactor. Once it explodes, Watch the Satisfaction that is The explosion of the "You Win!" Barrier. Weirdly, Satisfying, I know! After that, Casually fly out. Congrats! You can Now be a Chimney Sweep Legally! We have multiple printed Diplomas for this. Hand It in at the Coodinates the station gives you, And Presto! You're doing work!
Shifts last for 12 Hours, There's a Quantum Cooler behind you if you need anything. Once you are done, Fly back to your house with your Free Nanolaser Cutter V2. Don't do anything Crazy. Seriously. Risk of death, Because you'll be operating on the interior of a [Redacted]'s Armour. Follow your bosses orders, Stun Intruders or Beam them if necessary.