The New Offworld (Faction)

ShakeshaBererund

the_guy545 K.. ill link the treaty.. as commenting...... and the actual chat thing as an edit.

Accords: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11VwbgGouKUCLQ2KUPQkodoigeO4gqCMZEfq1pm3zoKo/edit?usp=sharing

The chat: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14LXDL48u-dEVgMp_CcP2nCPvdMhGVi-SOag9Vi0AN4U/edit?usp=sharing

Upon entering, dont ipersonate others.... ples.... also, declare yourself

DocSlime

RandomCommander
"Hexer?"
"Yes?"
"Shall we wait until they attack or what?"
"List new weapons."
"Electroshivs were replaced with hotwire blades. Expected 2-3 battery shots for 10-20 seconds of deadly-level heat of the blade."
(Hotwire blade: a bulky handle with supercharged AA batteries, a gun-like trigger and thick tungsten or similar wire. When the trigger is pulled, the battery short-circuits through the wire and safely explodes inside the handle while heating up the wire by about 800-1000 degrees Celsius. Normally issued in the shape of a shortsword, machete or khukri.)
"Good enough. Details on the Division?"
"That one?"
"Indeed."
"A day ago they reported that they managed to stack enough magdrives we sent to displace a Cst wall."
(Cst: a pseudoscientific name for Construct Metal, a seemingly indestructible metal that is only seen in Construct and incredibly rarely detached from it in the shape of Metal Chunks, the main currency within the Construct.)
"So?"
"Latest report was a few minutes ago, they seem to be fiddling with an enormous wall of various switches and levers, but not a single button."
"Interesting. Any labelings?"
"In Traditional Offworld."
One Glitcher in the office screams in agony.
"Calm down. We will ask allies for decoding since I have an oath to never interfere with the Construct."
"Wait, why would we need to decode in the first place?"
"Glitchers can't read TOT."
"Oh."
"We will send the writings on top of the biggest and shiniest levers."
The allies of Offworld @Tson @Catplayz @the_guy545 receive a transmission.
Transmission start
"Greetings, my allies. We require urgent intelligent help. There are a few messages which you must decode immediately. Sadly, we are unable to provide the decoder ourselves and intentionally or the whole planet will be wiped by a particularly angry god. The messages will be sent in attachments to the transmission. Please, do not engage in combat under any circumstance."
Transmission end
Attachments:
1:
image https://i.imgur.com/CvPzSxb.png
2:
image https://i.imgur.com/CeHbCla.png
3:
image https://i.imgur.com/jcUoQK6.png
4:
image https://i.imgur.com/PXUfxwh.png
5:
image https://i.imgur.com/cXmKMwj.png
6:
image https://i.imgur.com/4BetTlO.png
7:
image https://i.imgur.com/9BJDHz3.png
8:
image https://i.imgur.com/XbMjsT1.png
(Every line is a separate message. Decode out-of-character, reply with transmission to Offworld with numbers of messages that are beneficial to Offworld. There are three vital levers and some harmful, decoding all vital writings will instantly stop the war. Decoder)

the_guy545

DocSlime I guess it’s a race against time, to see who decodes it first to end this bloody war.

the_guy545

DocSlime I will attempt to decode it tomorrow.

Gladiaxa

DocSlime the_guy545 Well, since you seem not to have seen us, will not it bother you to fire and burn your little planet of a blind moron?

SnowDoggo

DocSlime im on my phone, so i cant see them

SnowDoggo

DocSlime
1. Engage engines
2. confirm destination SFD-omega MN6
3. eplawd foundry (dont know)
4. adjust planet orientation
5. terminate construct
6. send fractality outbreak
7. evacuate raiders
8. load thruster fuel
I think thats the translation

DocSlime

@the_guy545 There's literally a cheat sheet, just match the cutlasses and sabers and swords to letters and write it down. Also it's Offworld, so it will be a ridiculously spelled transcription of the actual word.

Catplayz

DocSlime
(where did you find these levers? On a ship,a station, a planet or something entirely different.)

the_guy545

DocSlime Yeah, I see the link.

DocSlime

Catplayz (Construct, a complex the size of about 1/4th of the planet where Offworld is currently being. It was made by a god as a payment for a sacrifice to ensure Offworld's sovereignty and a method to efficiently migrate from Hospitaliers' home system. The sacrifice consisted of terminating all patents on all content made by Offworld so that god may now use them for his own purposes. Yes, Hexer basically sold himself for a chance to retain Offworld as a whole.)

Catplayz

SnowDoggo
I have also started translating and number 7 could also mean Evacuate Radars or Evacuate Readers
Number 4 could be adjust planet rotation.

DocSlime

SnowDoggo (Well done.)
"You have an anonymous message."
"Yes?"
Hexer's magdrive sends the translations.
"Huh. Simple and elegant, I see. Why does Construct have to be so minimalistic and ugly... Division!"
"Yes?"
"Push levers, uh, 2, 8, 4, 1, no, wait. Don't push anything. First, you press-"
"We already have, Leader."
"Oh well. The Raiders will manage. We're not responsible for them anyway."
@EpicJp21 @Tson @Gladiaxa @the_guy545 @Catplayz @RandomCommander
Offworld's home planet stretches a giant metallic formation outwards. It is in the shape of a thruster engine, which begins cautiously firing and rotating the planet. Then, the thruster activates and slowly transitions to full throttle, derailing the planet off the orbit and sending it flying at speeds much greater than a combat-oriented ship could go. A racer ship could easily catch up while the planet is still accelerating, however. Most of the population was killed in the transition, but at least a quarter are alive and holding on to dear life, including Citadel which was directly opposite of the thruster's thrust direction, causing it to be "inserted" in the ground. Nuclear bombardment was cancelled for obvious reasons.

SnowDoggo

Catplayz the fourth one is definitely not rotation checked wit a english-tenno translator

Catplayz

SnowDoggo
ok

SnowDoggo

DocSlime so, thats good right?

Tson

DocSlime
(So you just leave all the hostile fleets in Hospitalier territory?!? THANKS A LOT!)

Jenwuf

DocSlime
The STE Ships comms seem to go dark, exept for two.

//Open Comms Connected//

well then, Dejavu in it's purest form.

it sure is, kinda makes you feel bad for them,
knowing they will go through what we did.

hmm, it certainly does.

so then, what do we do?

Break it off, Home and Tea Everybody
But this certainly was not a victory.

what? we are just leaving???

yes
we can speak to them later.

well, i can't say no to Tea

//Open Comms Dissconnected//

With that all STE ships leave via FTL, exept for a small fighter, that seems to be attempting to chase Offworld.
Scanning the ship reveals it's name: The Messenger.

(The STE First fleet will now attempt to silence the ships attacking the STE, then turn about and possibly assist thrawn in attacking the UG if they are called for)

Gladiaxa

DocSlime Continue! We will annihilate them and exterminate them! We will prove to the galaxy our firepower! Prepare the End Of Time !! And launch the pursuit by our vultures to this rocket planet!

Undated_Abyss DocSlime (why do not I consider myself a superpower ... 😢 )

the_guy545

DocSlime So...the planet is a giant ship?

DocSlime

SnowDoggo Yes.

Drakador_Chaos

"Fuck this shit I´m out" Planetary edition.

Undated_Abyss

Tson
(Its called self preservation. Also why would they attack a neutral civilian hospital?)

Catplayz

Undated_Abyss
((They also attack others because they wanted to provide humanitarian aid. Attacking civilians doesn't seem that far of a stretch to me))

Tson

Undated_Abyss
(Also i dont think Darkness really cares about civillians)

Undated_Abyss

Catplayz
((Attacking Civilians tends to end badly for most people who do it as it aggravates a lot of people))