RandomCommander
"Hexer?"
"Yes?"
"Shall we wait until they attack or what?"
"List new weapons."
"Electroshivs were replaced with hotwire blades. Expected 2-3 battery shots for 10-20 seconds of deadly-level heat of the blade."
(Hotwire blade: a bulky handle with supercharged AA batteries, a gun-like trigger and thick tungsten or similar wire. When the trigger is pulled, the battery short-circuits through the wire and safely explodes inside the handle while heating up the wire by about 800-1000 degrees Celsius. Normally issued in the shape of a shortsword, machete or khukri.)
"Good enough. Details on the Division?"
"That one?"
"Indeed."
"A day ago they reported that they managed to stack enough magdrives we sent to displace a Cst wall."
(Cst: a pseudoscientific name for Construct Metal, a seemingly indestructible metal that is only seen in Construct and incredibly rarely detached from it in the shape of Metal Chunks, the main currency within the Construct.)
"So?"
"Latest report was a few minutes ago, they seem to be fiddling with an enormous wall of various switches and levers, but not a single button."
"Interesting. Any labelings?"
"In Traditional Offworld."
One Glitcher in the office screams in agony.
"Calm down. We will ask allies for decoding since I have an oath to never interfere with the Construct."
"Wait, why would we need to decode in the first place?"
"Glitchers can't read TOT."
"Oh."
"We will send the writings on top of the biggest and shiniest levers."
The allies of Offworld @Tson @Catplayz @the_guy545 receive a transmission.
Transmission start
"Greetings, my allies. We require urgent intelligent help. There are a few messages which you must decode immediately. Sadly, we are unable to provide the decoder ourselves and intentionally or the whole planet will be wiped by a particularly angry god. The messages will be sent in attachments to the transmission. Please, do not engage in combat under any circumstance."
Transmission end
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(Every line is a separate message. Decode out-of-character, reply with transmission to Offworld with numbers of messages that are beneficial to Offworld. There are three vital levers and some harmful, decoding all vital writings will instantly stop the war. Decoder)
