jbox1 The Glitcher shrugs, swings his lance around a few times and moves back in the ship, obivously holstering the lance first.
"Eka, looks like our transmitter ordered pizza."
"What?"
"Well, it was broken as zap, so it could've sent a request for pizza delivery."
"What is a pizza?"
"Hm, the pinnacle of human creation, the very meaning of life, universe, and the hiding place for everything under its juicy, tender sur- EWW!"
"Sounds interesting enough, but you are not required to be present. How much do they want for such an interesting artifact?"
"Er, dunno. Not that we have ANYTHING we could pay with."
"Well, are you gonna smack your brethren with credits?"
"We could use credits for better purposes than food."
"Why did you think that a pizza is food? If it's so important, it won't be plain food!"
"Good point. Throw in 10000 and we'll have that pizza if it's not food."
"Ten thousand? That sounds like a scam judging by your description. What was Hexer trying to do his whole lifetime?"
"We are not buying a potential food item for more than that. Sorry."
"Y'know, you sound like you were forced to watch an, cough explicit movie."
"It was worse, idiot. Way worse. A detailed description of human activities and worthless organs!"
"Shut up already."
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"This "Pizza" of yours is quite interesting, we've noticed. How about, mm, five thousand for that artifact?"
"We did not order a disgusting piece of food, dear Scavangers, and it'd be great if-"
"SHUT UP, TIN CAN!"
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