jbox1 The Offworld Station is temporarily not moving due to most engineers playing One-third Life: Episode 33 instead of fueling thrusters. Ozud is intercepting random transmissions as usual, and comes across this.
"Black hole bomb? Crazy engineers? Boys, where's our transmitter?"
"Sir, we're at an important cutscene, but it's in the rear somewhere. Ask the Reavers."
"Reavers?"
"Because "rear ends" does not sound well for our other station team."
"Aye."
Transmission start
"Hello from the Offworld! I suppose you are the guys that managed to get resurrected, and, well, I thought, why don't you meet our new ex-leader? He's, umm, revived. Also, visit our station, we can discuss some stupid ideas. Like our no guns policy on the station yet elitist hardlight is allowed."
Transmission end
"Dude, we've outlawed weapons here, not just guns."
"It's Sir for ya."
"Not quite, but whatever."
"Also, hardlight in any form can severely maim. Remember when my daughter smashed a concrete wall with a statue meant to be a gift?"
"Daughter?"
"Simula."
"Who's that?"
"Dear Fourth, how are you still an engineer after this? Do you even read the bloody newspaper?"
"Ye, that feeling when you can't just fire me yet work on the same station."