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    Echo So you have no defense huh

      Echo As interesting as that is, it is very spammy, consider writing it as a code sample, ctrl+K makes it code-like, Askimet will hopefully ignore it at that point

      EpicJp21 A Very Small Ship Somehow makes It's way to Thrawn himself, through some sort of spacial Teleportation. They Respectfully hail him. But, On the Screen, It's a 3D re-rendering of Thrawn's Species talking to him. But he knows they're not really his kin, and they're hiding their Identity.
      "Greetings, Emperor Thrawn. We would like to negotiate. If you want to ask, We can reveal our true forms. We merely like to resemble thou we talk to, to prevent Xenophobia. But, Your wish is our command, Emperor Thrawn."
      A Nearby Officer Raises an Eyebrow at the situation, Confused at exactly what's going on.

      Sombreroman Well this is a surprise, I'd never expect a...
      Whatever you are in my office, and furthermore the fact that you wish to negotiate with me indicates that you are persistent. Then you want to prevent xenophobia when I myself rose through the xenophobic hellhole that was the old empire. This is anything but flattering, you're just a manipulator...
      But so am I...
      So you have peaked my intrest, what is it you require from me?

      EpicJp21 "Thank you, Emperor Thrawn. We only desire to negotiate with you. We are the Diplo Species. We're elusive, But we never harm anybody... If you wonder why we still look like your kind Even here, We're actually Protozoic. Don't worry, However. We're harmless symbiotic organisms. But, I see you trust us, So we'll reveal our true forms to you."
      The Diplo Disconnect, and reveal their real appearance. They are Single-Celled Organisms the Size of a Human.
      image https://i.imgur.com/SWP8UDB.png
      Albeit Horrifying, The Diplo are Indeed a Peaceful Species.
      "Anyway, Emperor Thrawn. We came to ask a few questions, If we may please."

      Sombreroman Go on, ask of me what you will.

      Alfraks Thrawn looks in the direction where the voice came from, he responds. No, but from my observations you do seem to be.

      EpicJp21 Hmm really? San Francisco? You forgot bout dat?

      Alfraks Suspenders, big sausages, soccer, and you did say you knew how dick tastes...

      EpicJp21 No? How do you even come up whit that?! Is that because you know how they taste? I mean... yall mexicans dress super gay...

      EpicJp21 "First, What is Thy ambition? The Motivation to Rule? The True answer is for Universal Peace, Right? This is the Heart of even the Evil of schemes to take it over, After all, Right? But, Have you ever thought of how your enemies felt about it? Parents commanding a fleet, Kids at home? Such is the Tragedy of war... Isn't it?"
      The Diplo then waits for a response. It says this beforehand though.
      "Think, Mighty Emperor... Think. How does it feel to be In thy Shoes of thou who are helpless? I know you have experience with how this feels..."

      Alfraks
      image https://i.imgur.com/UNE3gsl.jpg
      Boi

        Alfraks U heard him Alfraks, be a good little failed county boi.

          Sombreroman Peace is the ultimate goal of course, however I strive to reach my goals by any means neccecary. I've blown up planets, destroyed countless ships, and united the weak towards a bigger goal. War is a terrible concept, but pointless violence is unacceptable. So I wish end all the conflict, and to help society strive. As I have in my own galaxy. Now I wish to ask a question, Why do you ask?

          EpicJp21 Well, actually Atlanta, Georgia has a very large amount of gays and lesbians if you are into that kinda stuff...

          @Alfraks

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