DocSlime
RandomCommander
N wakes up.
"So what?"
"What? Well, you always needed this, as I see, so I'll point out the very flaws in your life before it ends. First, you have always wanted to grab another thing for yourself. I'm fairly sure the IWO deserved at least 100000 for their contribution. Second, why must you always be so corrupt? Every second sentence is a lie. Can't we all live faithfully and righteously?"
"Wait, Hexer."
"Yes?"
"What if you could, like, brainwash me?"
"Interesting, but it is much harder. Brainwash is a long process, and plus I don't want to get my own hands too dirty. I'll still have to kill you."
"But why?"
"For the main part, creating me. Do you understand what it is to feel guilt for not doing something you just can't?"
"You're just a test subject."
"Test subjects don't speak to other factions."
"..."
"I'm devoid of rage and anger, and at least that equals us."
"As politicians."
"Who else are we?"
"Can I have a last wish?"
"Why not."
"Answer the transmission."
"Hmm. Sir, ma'am, whoever is there, you're nothing if not right. I'll make sure the Offworld may flourish. Probably."
"Just kill me already, this is painful to hear."
Woosh
"JANITOR!"
A janitor bot arrives and proceeds to clean whatever is left of N's head.
"There. Brain-washed."
