official lod lore

ShakeshaBererund

RandomCommander H... Hello? Where am i? When? And what am i?

RandomCommander

ShakeshaBererund "Hi. You are in a space station. Stardate 2066.10.05. And I don't completely know. You said you wanted food?" The... glowing person gestures to the table.

ShakeshaBererund

s that food?

RandomCommander

ShakeshaBererund "Yes. It's called a 'Pancake,' with added C12H22O11. I hope it suits your biological needs."

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RandomCommander Hmmmm... Alright
Somehow a fork appears in its hand, along with the best maple syrup

RandomCommander

ShakeshaBererund The glowing man is unfazed by the sudden appearance of objects. In fact, the Chef's hat and apron has disappeared suddenly and the glowing man STILL doesn't care.

Spontaneous object creation and deletion must be common on this space station.

ShakeshaBererund

RandomCommander

for some reason, the creature disapears, and a Small working model of your station (about the size of a hand) appears, and starts firing weapons at its pancake

RandomCommander

ShakeshaBererund The Glowing man scans the model of the station. And the pancake, just to be sure. Then he teleports to the other side of the room and produces some sort of invisible tablet, fiddling with it.

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RandomCommander the model flyes at the pancake, and somehow splits into five different, smaller stations and keeps firing

RandomCommander

ShakeshaBererund Somehow the pancake has multiple hull breaches on all decks and its shields are non-functional. When it seemed like all was lost for the pancake, a digitized tabby cat starts batting one of the smaller stations around.

ShakeshaBererund

RandomCommander OMG LOL!!!! Ok heres the response: the stations merge and become a model cruiser, and fire their powerful ion beams at the cat, while fighting off the maplesyrup

RandomCommander

ShakeshaBererund LOL I swear, this sounds like something straight out of a Douglas Adams novel.

The Ion beams proved too much for the cat, who turned its attention to the fork. The cat proceeded to destroy the fork with death star lasers, then it disappeared.

The Pancake was starting to catch a second wind, but then was scanned again by the Glowing man and the crew of the Pancake panicked. Or panic-caked, I don't know. The holographic whatever-he-is was writing on his invisible notepad intensely now.

jbox1

ShakeshaBererund Ah, that explains it:

RandomCommander LOL I swear, this sounds like something straight out of a Douglas Adams novel.

Yup, yup. This is insanity. The insanity ending.

Fun!

ShakeshaBererund

the cruiser turns back to the pacnckae, and uses the syrups sugar content as a weapon, and burns it to a crisp, then launches plasma torpedoes, incinerating the table itself

RandomCommander

ShakeshaBererund Unfortunately, the table was too well shielded because the napkin was tap-dancing on the other end. But then the napkin was shot by Adam Sandler in the 5th dimension and burned to a crisp.

The Glowing man was writing notes on his invisible journal so fast that it caught fire, but he doused the fire with a nearby fish. He then noticed the absence of the pancake. "How was the pancake?"

jbox1

RandomCommander I won't even ask WTF

ShakeshaBererund

" Interesting, (you hear this in your head) its sugar caused an overload in my core processor, that how i turned into this ship...... I have no idea why"

RandomCommander

ShakeshaBererund Thanks!

ShakeshaBererund "So it IS a drug!" The glowing man doused another fire on his invisible manuscript with a sticker of a six-sided die, "No wonder there are multiple stack overflows and graphical artifacts in the holographic table."

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also, i really like your profile pick (its adorable)

ShakeshaBererund

jbox1 wanna contriv=bute to the lore on this page?

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RandomCommander

ShakeshaBererund It's the best lore ever.