TheSillyFox
Episode 1: The Space Worm
It all happened one morning, as Jay began his space breakfast, he got some space mail. It was the perfect “damsel in distress” situation to end a rather boring month for Jay. A waitress at a bar Jay had visited had stated sightings of a space monster. Jay new what needed to be done. He would face the space monster head on with his ship in a hopeless battle, which he would surely win.
However, Talia, following Jays thought pattern, reminded Jay he had no plotline armor, after @Drakador_Chaos banned all abusage of plotline armor. Talia then stated that this forth wall break had gone on for far too long, and that they should get back to designing a plan. It was at that moment when Benny entered the kitchen to join them. He stated he had read up about space worms, and they have an impenetrable hide impervious to all forms of weapons except sticks, and jake had used up the last stick they had disarming his doomsday device.
Talia: Then it’s hopeless!
Talia stated, but Benny just shook his head
Benny: What you have forgotten is the inside of that beast. Their hide is no where near as tough on the inside as the outside. If it could be distacted for long enough, we might be able to get a few cannon shots into it!
Jake rushes into the kitchen
Jake: Did someone say big guns?
Jay: So let’s get crack’n!
Not long latter, Jay warped the ship into the sector where the worm should be. They had two options. One was to sit here until it appeared, the other was...
Jay: So who here wants to be worm bait?
Everyone looks away, but almost on time, Ford enters the room carrying a battery to the rear engine.
Ford: yah gotta be kidding me.
So, with Ford dangling out the side of the ship, the whole crew waited anciously for the space worm to make an entrance. Of course, it did. The giant bulged it’s way out of an asteroid. It’s fleshy body rippling along. Ford started grabbing imaginary batteries as a nervous response, but Jay went serious.
Jay: FIRE THE CANNONS!
Jay smiled in anticipation of destroying a space beast. He readied himself for the explosion of a cannon shot and...
Dom: Sir! Te cannon’s nei looded!
Jay facepalms himself realising Ford was the only crew member qualified to carry ammunition.
Jay: One of you load the cannon now!
Jake: I’ve got equipment to maintain!
Jess: I’ve got to keep this ship pointing forward!
Benny: I am keeping the sheild up!
Dom: I ay te one control’n et!
Talia: I... I... groan fine!
Talia carried in the bullet from the factory down to Dom, who was in complete joy when it arrived. Talia rolled her eyes and shrugged off.
Jay: ok, is everyone ready? Dom, FIRE THE CANNONS!!
Jay watched as the cannons shot streaked into the distance with a trail of fire behind it (which doesn’t make sense because there is no air in space, oh well) and Dom’s perfect accuracy meant the bullet made it’s mark in the back of the worms head. It shreiked in pain before finally laying down as an officially dead space worm. The whole crew cheared for their success until...
Ford: erm, guys? A little help?
THE END
