Episode 3: Pirates, Booty and Repairs!
Another day, another ship to blow up thought Jay, and it was at that exact moment he recived a message. A job to steal a "trinket" stolen by some random pirates. Ironic. Jay thought not much of it, and so prepared the crew to attack the pirates! The first encounter was against two patrol ships, and went along pretty smoothly.
The next battle was against the boodyguard. But it hardly went well. The electro bolts of the bodyguard soon took care of the sheild, leaving the Moho-1 defenseless
One by one, each weapon was taken out by the weapons of the bodyguard
In a desperate attempt to escape, Jay charged up the FTL drive to a nearby planet. The shots rained in, trying to disable it
But by the time they broke through, it was too late. The control room was destroyed, and the body guard finished them off...
RIP Jay who died in a hopeless battle...
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OR DID HE?
Benny: Wait, what? Am I alive?
Jay: Either that, or we're in heaven!
Talia: If we're in heaven, then how come your covered in 1st degree burns?
Benny: I'M ALIVE!
Benny jumped up and hugged the nearest person, who happened to be Talia. Benny then came to his senses and awkwardly backed away. Jay, Benny, Ford, Pret, Talia, Jake, Dom. somehow or another, everyone survived!
Dom: Look at 'dat! Them's pirates 's bugger'n off!
Benny: But why?
Jake: They knew they had messed with the wrong people, eh? We showed 'em who's boss!
Benny: We were entirely unarmed, they had no reason to leave...
Jay: We're alive and that's what matters! Now, back to business.
Jay: So we know we can't take care of them ourselves, so we need a new plan, anyone got any?
Jake: Oh, Oh, over here!
One plan, 12 beers, 6 deadly lazahs and a transmission latter
Jay: So how did Jake get that Dredge again?
Benny: Turns out a Lightning engineer owed him a favor to him for designing the laser defense system of their station.
Jay: Well I will say it does get the job done...
LATTER
Pirate Capt'n: You know that pizza we ordered? Has it arrived yet?
Capt'n's First Mate: Erm, no I don't think do.
/Transmission begin/
Jay: Hello, pirates!
Pirate Capt'n: 'sup?
Jay: Turns out you have a little trinket that doesn't belong to you... and Greenfire want's it back!
Pirate Capt'n: Haha! what "little trinket" are you talking about specifically? Everything on this ship was stolen in some way or another! Plus, who's talking? Certainly ain't ye in that puny pea of a craft.
Jake: OI! This "puny pea of a craft" is what's about to blow you into the 4th dimension!
Pirate Capt'n: COME AT ME!!
Jake: With pleasure!
THE END