Canoneer
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Oi mate, heard yer needed some ships...
Could get yer some, but I'd need you to run some errands...
So these nasty pillagers have taken my pokey stick while I was on a scouting mission (easter egg), you'll know it when you see it.
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Jay: well, you see, we are kinda busy at the moment so we...
fumbles over the mic
Jay: Hey, I am busy!
Jake: Yah say somebody took your POKING STICK? Dem, thieves are gonna pay!! I don't care if they take your monies or gold, but nobody, nobody takes a man's poking stick! I'll be a going and a getting it myself!
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Episode 4: On Sticks and Men
Benny: Yourself?
Jake: This has gotten personal! Now get out a ma way! I have a ship to fly!
Jay: You ain't taking my ship anywhere!
Jake: I wasn't intending to take this bucket of bolts!
Jake: SO LONG SUCKERS!
Jay: How did he acquire a Beetle MK 4 out of thin air?
Benny: That's a MK 5, it is slightly different with shield placement, you see...
Meanwhile
Jake: I TELL YAH! NOBODY, NOBODY TAKES A MANS POKING STICK!
Jake: This is what you get you fiends!
LATTER
Jake: I am back!
Jay: So Mr. Impulsive, how'd it go?
Jake: Great!
Jake: You know, this is a damn fine poking stick. Scavanger grade too! I think I may keep it...
Jay: What was all that about "You don't take a man's poking stick?"
Jake: Well, I just took it from people who are now dead, so it there is no point in giving it back now...
Jay: give me that!
THE END