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Faction - Offworld (MOVED)

Tson

Drakador_Chaos
++Hello, TATC convoy, This is Inspector Praxis Glenn of the sector General Hospitaliers, please respond.++

Drakador_Chaos

Tson
...the same man who talked to Hexer responded to the transmission...
/Transmission Start/
Good day General Hospitaliers, what would be your concern?
/Transmission End/
...the fleet keeps moving despite being contacted...

DocSlime
...one of the smaller drones seperates from the fleet together with a few other bigger drones and collects the credits, it then converts them to digital currency and sends them over to Offworld while moving back to the outer parts of the formation...

DocSlime

Drakador_Chaos As it passes by, flocks of scavengers and pirates plaguing the space that notice the fleet fly away at full throttle. They seem to be well-organized, but harmless. After that, about 100 of small junk ships assemble a formation on the course of the fleet. One moves forward. That ship seems to have sensors, it scans the fleet. The scavengers immediately fly away and leave behind 10 credits each. Their "flagship" throws a pack of 1000 credits in the general direction of the fleet and moves as far as possible from them.

DocSlime

Drakador_Chaos The Asteroidary Defense System is powering up for no apparent reason. Turns out, one engineer off duty on it was told by the accountant to shoot the credits back since Offworld does not need any. The cannon is reloaded with a box of 2000 credits and fired at the fleet.

Tson

Drakador_Chaos
++We wish to warn you that an unexpected disturbance has occurred in a nearby system, please stay clear of the incident zone as we cannot guarantee the safety of neutral vessels, also, we have no escort, could we tag along with you till you go past one of our bases?++

Drakador_Chaos

DocSlime
...the same drones as the first time move in and collect the credits, in exactly the same manner as last time...
...the controller of the swarm asks the Commander of the fleet what he should do with the credits now, who simply answered:
"Well apparently neither of them needs this tip and it´s apparently not like anybody esle is going to come and pick them up so consider it a bonus."
...the fleet was close to leaving Offworld space now...

Tson
/Transmission Start/
We´ll keep that in mind thank you for the information. You can follow our convoy but we´ll have to part ways as soon as we pass the Offworld borders and we´d appreciate if you keep a certain distance to the convoy due to security reasons.
/Transmission End/

Drakador_Chaos

Tson
DocSlime
...as the fleet reached and then eventually passed the borders they started up their traveling drives and disappeared at an instant, leaving behind the Hospitaliers at the outposts...

Tson

Drakador_Chaos
++Very well, we understand. out.
"ruddy idiots, too good for us are they"
"shut up the transmitter is still o-++

DocSlime

Minor update

Tson

DocSlime

image https://i.imgur.com/vYEed9E.png
three freicgters jump in-system, release hundreds of little bits of paper in the faces ofe some startled pirates, then jump out again, one of the pirates looks at a piece of paper stuck to his helmet, it says "My vote iss fore mista hexa xx

DocSlime

Tson A bunch of Sentinel patrol stations are crawling to the freighters, and collect a few notes.
"Cap?"
"Aye?"
"The hell is this? Medics disposing of waste in OUR space?"
"Er, I've heard something about voting. Call in a Transport, we can vac these up."
"Cap, space is already in vacuum."
"..."
"Let's just throw a nuke here and dispose of space trash in style."
"Wait, do these say just the names? Didn't they vote for titles? Oh for..."
A newly built Banshee arrives and launches a torpedo in the general direction of the voting papers.
"Hospitaliers, it is recommended for you to jump away at once before the nuke blows up your incorrect votes. I am sorry to say, but we were voting for titles as all these officials are already in their place. Good time of day. Please leave at once, the torpedo is arriving in 42 seconds."

Tson

DocSlime
Silence, as the transports have already left

DocSlime

Since no proper titles were proposed, the Offworld picked titles all by itself. They are as follows:

Hexer, his Sixfold Majesty
N the Glorious Nullifier
66 the Bulwark²
Ami the Construct
Shade the Liberator
Eumok the Wise

Spies have uncovered some intel regarding an exosuit developed and tested by the new Lead Engineer, an old script about the total genocide of offensive fauna on Celestia Beta under General Shade's anti-hive mission, and the Admiral undertaking the Prolongation procedure at the age of 95.

May_the_Harpy

DocSlime Umm problem we lost our "Cloud"

DocSlime

May_the_Harpy
Transmission start
Hexer: This pleases my sensors. We were just discussing what to do if an event like some Cloud comes and eats us. In the discussion, we've come to a conclusion that Deus would stop time and clone the highest standing personnel and effectively start over, entirely copying our history. I personally can't wait for such an event, always wondered how organics survive without a factory to build themselves. Haha. If you manage to find your Cloud, I'd be very pleased to actually rule a civilization from its very start as an immortal king.
Transmission end
N: Hex, you're making progress. Good bluffing.
Hexer: That's your Majesty for you! Heh.

May_the_Harpy

DocSlime Umm it found you Suddnly Jammers prevent transmissions as HR warships follow it a it begins eating

DocSlime

May_the_Harpy
Hexer: Do you remember playing that Seed Meer Civilization MLXII?
N: The hell are you talking about, evacuate!
Hexer kneels on the floor and sends out EM waves similar to sound in composition, then takes U66's halberd and slices himself in half.
An eerie voice appears.
"You're not as mindless as others. So be it, but only because- because my cousin just ate you. You do understand my justice. Now, select your dramatic pause new game plus location."
"..."
"Sector 37? Odd choice. Establish one on a station? We will see, but I only see your bravery. Be thee luck blessed."
More electromagnetic waves emerge from the place where the Residence was. If they were sound waves, they would say:
"Ah, your help will forever stay in our minds..."

DocSlime

Offworld is gone. Kinda.
(It was about time to create a new discussion, this is close to 600 and when I was creating Offworld, that count was the penultimate faction karma I could think of.)