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Faction - Offworld (MOVED)

thebuilder

DocSlime the hexagon is destroyed, this time by a cyan beam

DocSlime

thebuilder The hardlight from it flies all over the room, coating everything in small shrapnel. The shrapnel dissipates and the very same hexagon appears.
"..."
The hexagon discards its fires into the floor and covers itself in a refractive layer of hardlight.

thebuilder

DocSlime A cyan robed figure appears in place of devan and erases the hexagon from exitence

DocSlime

thebuilder It reappears nearby.
"It doesn't work like that. Erasing the body will not erase the soul."

thebuilder

DocSlime ( i ment also the soul)

DocSlime

thebuilder (The hexagon is a hardlight projection whose AI is in a box somewhere in Hexer's office, as well as the projector. Just erasing the hardlight won't do anything except drain a little bit of energy.)

thebuilder

DocSlime ( i erased EVERYTHING having to do with it)

DocSlime

thebuilder As the office is wiped out, alarms are still ringing and people are still panicking. Good thing Glitchers don't know panic. The security guards immediately rush to the office, open the door and begin a blind barrage of full auto fire from some submachine guns that could barely kill with a point blank shot to the head. Other Glitchers, alerted via a network similar to a hivemind's drones network, jump into pods and are launched at the Residnce in these pods, literally falling from the sky and through the ceiling.
"It's raining men, brothers! Today we stand up for our leader, and today, WE WIN!"
The Glitchers reload their guns synchronically, and continue filling the office with bronze bullets.

thebuilder

DocSlime Shields appear infront of the door, and the cyan figure begins a spelthat is slowly letting a body appear

DocSlime

thebuilder "FORSICHTGRANATE!"
A frag grenade flies into the office, over the shield.
"YOU FREAK!"
"RIGHT, SHOULD'VE THROWN AN INCENDIARY!"
"BRANZATZ-GRANATE!"
An incendiary grenade flies into the office.
"PLANETARY DEFENSE, SET SHIELD TO TWO-WAY AND RICOCHET AT RESIDENCE! NOW!"
"Acknowledged, unit 42. Bombardment in three minutes!"

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thebuilder So much for "allies"

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RandomCommander HA! THEYRE ALL WORKING TOGETHER! PLOT TWIST! KNRW IT ALL ALONG!

RandomCommander

((They don't always work together. Argus-Maelstrom, for example, especially hates collective entities, Rogue or otherwise. Invalid-Foxtrot is just interested in the other rogues.))

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thebuilder My God....
Why must you bring N back?
WHY?

thebuilder

DocSlime the body begins looking like N

DocSlime

thebuilder Glitchers stop firing or throwing random grenades while exclaiming in German about what grenade did they just toss. They stop right at the shield and watch.
"Bombardment in 2 minutes! Unit 42, we can't lose you! Extract at once!"

thebuilder

DocSlime the spell finishes, and there, in confusion, stands N, he is seen by unit 42

DocSlime

thebuilder N sees the Glitchers standing near the shield like monkeys in a zoo, watching him.
"Okay, what just happened? Wait, where's Hexer? Did he really not take over? Now, if you may, I have two million people to command, so let me just browse the logs... hmm... WHAT? A STATION? SERIOUSLY!"
N stands, staring at the logs.
"He... he did everything right..." N flips the page... "I could only dream of getting myself to make that! The media resonance! Ahh! Everything is so beautiful! Asshat Oney is demoted!"
N grabs the emperor's clothing and looks him in the eyes.
"WHY? WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT! HE FIXED WHAT I HAVE DONE WRONG! Hexer, my son, almost..."
N drops on the floor and... cries?
"RESURRECT HIM AS YOU DID WITH ME! NOW!"
"LEADER? UH, MISTER AUXIY? HEY?"
"Who are you?"
"THE MANAGER, SIR. I MANAGE THE RESIDENCE AND GIVE ADVICE."
"A manager! Emperor, you worthless idiot! Could you not see how the Offworld flourished! Why must you always turn everything to your own good? Imbecile! Greedy imbecile! Couldn't you live without a tiny colony here?"
"Bombardmen- wait. Is that... Holy Second. Either I'm hearing things or... CANCEL BOMBARDMENT! CANCEL IT, IDIOTS! NOW!"

thebuilder

DocSlime Eru Ilúvatar: "that emperor you are speaking of is not here right now, i have done what i came here for, nothing more, nothing les"

DocSlime

thebuilder "Hm."
N stands up, and sees Glitchers waving and apparently cheering, one of them even threw a flower over the barrier.
"Die Blume, Mr. Leader. Die Blume."
"Why does this have to be all at once? Who are you, anyways?"
"Yeah, Hexer didn't write about important events."
"What? So... he's even better than I thought?"
"Quite possibly, Mr. Leader."
"Wow. Uhm, kind sir, would you please accept this humble gift of mine?" N turns to the resurrector. "It was an early hardlight projector, it can show you shapes and figur-"
N quickly holds back the projector once Eru reaches for it. N nods at the pile of dust from Hexer, and grabs his ritual blades from the sleeves.
"Handy things, huh? Get one and raise your Speech level by two just today, report at the Church of the Seventh and complete the baptism."
Obviously, N threatens to open veins if Eru doesn't resurrect Hexer.

thebuilder

DocSlime Eru ilúvatar: "Before you try kill me, let me show this" ilúvatar turns on a hologram, It's a record of hexer killing N, then another record appears of hexer killing a UEE diplomat with poison

DocSlime

thebuilder "Well, sir, do you know how little blood did he spill, compared to your average politician? Almost an angel, even compared to me. Also, your second record looks... shoddy, sir. And if this is your little, weak way of refusing, terribly sorry, I'd rather resume the bombardment so the world may not have such an idiot in it."
The Glitchers just stand there and look at N in pure awe.