THE BURROWERS GRAND CONVOY

TheSillyFox

breaking news

reports say that the burrowers are moving near multiple borders, current attempts to locate where they are moving to are on going.

in other news, alpha-alpha has gone missing. records say the last place they were seen, was at a remote corner of the galaxy in sector Charlie-2h4gF1

RandomCommander

TheSillyFox in other news, alpha-alpha has gone missing.

Is not missing if you can't find him in the first place... but seeing as he made himself known and disappeared through a rift... seems legit.

TheSillyFox

breaking news
nobody loves me
oh wait that's common knowledge...

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TheSillyFox Hello? You seem to be getting closer...

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Hello? You seem to be heading straight towards our new Formal Relations department in the Kine lll system.
Please turn around, as we are not authorized to attack and so will be defenceless.

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Hello? HELLO? ANYONE PLEASE HELP US!!!

DarkPearl

Hello what your prob...
(See the VERY VERY BIG convoy coming)
oh... so, what do we do?

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DarkPearl DON'T LET US DIIIIEEEE!!!!!

DarkPearl

BUT WE WILL BOTH DIEEEE LOOK AT US
image https://i.imgur.com/oYfAv64.png

Sombreroman

DarkPearl ...Go Fast?

Achivement Unlocked: YEET
Running In the Nineties!

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DarkPearl WELL BETTER YOU THAN US!!!!!

DarkPearl

Well... thats our bye. The ship leaves the system via HS

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DarkPearl AHHHHH NOOOOOOO

TheSillyFox

breaking news

the convoy seems to be organizing into roughly 200 fleets!
eye witnesses say that it is nearing a civilian station. some say they will attack, while other say they want to trade.
we will return at 11.

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TheSillyFox OH PLEASE NO WE USED TO BE ALLIES PLEASE DOES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING ARE WE STILL FRIENDS NO DON'T KILL US

TheSillyFox

the convoy continues to move forward, just when its about to hit, the convoy splits and completely ignores it.

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TheSillyFox
Whew, thanks!
Dang it I wanted to test out some things

TheSillyFox

breaking news
police have reports saying that the civilian station that was almost hit, is a terrorist group. they are going to investigate and clear up any problems with this supposed group of extremists.

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TheSillyFox TERRORIST GROUP??!?!?!? WE SERVE THE CREATOR< UNGRATEFUL HUMANS!
I mean, uh, we didn't do it.

TheSillyFox

breaking news

the burrowers have been discovered to be mole people. dna tests have shown that they are related to the ancient moles that were on earth, those many many years ago.

in other news, the moria have recently been acting kindly, caution is advised.