Shmirtz We are here to help you, no need to worry. 1 Portmanteu warps in and all ships open fire on the nearest station
A.I. Dominic: Armament: point defence and cannon. FTL able. A.I. Serena: weakness: accurate weaponry and agile fighters Cole: damn. Dominic, Serena, have we any accurate weapons? A.I. Dominic: no sir Cole: Make some dammit! A.I. Seren/Dominic: On It Cole: Gavin, board it if it stays inactive
Shmirtz All of those ships combined have no weakness
off topic, me speaking are these you'r new factions ships? @
Shmirtz New? No no no.... we are millennia older than you.
Shmirtz (no)
Casually talking as station explodes Y'know, pizza us unhealthy for you. Did you know that it increases your risk of heart disease? Ships turn to attack their next target
A.I. Burden: our brand is very wide. we do potato chips and salad too. we arnet just pizza
Cole: we have a pizza made out of 100% Veg and fruit
[Gavin realises the sudden attack on what they thought was a space station. acually a non-commision civilian transport, we havent made stations yet]
[Gavin sends SHCP's to combat this menace] @ You are attacking OUR scavenger groups. so much for help. if you were to really help us, the least you could do is aid war-efforts on what is apparently a group of vengeful scavangers
Shmirtz Oh, them? They do not bother me. Civilian ships explode I am helping you, by purging your miserable carbohydrate-devouring race OUT OF EXIiSTEEeeENCE! HAHAaaAHHAHEHEEeEEHEEHEEEE (In background) You nuke is ready, sir. HAAAAavVE FUuuUUUN!!
Pixtures: Cole: Gavin, you got this? Gavin: Me got this. AMBUSHED BREHS A.I. Serena: sirs, we're going to lose like this. Suddenly, out of a strange portal Cole What the?!? Gavin: who now? A.I. serena: They identify as... us... A.I. Barden: TaKe ThAt PuNy CyBoHyDrAtE hAtErS! //Open transmission on private frequency// Govenour Cole: Thanks whoever A.I. Dominic: they've gone...
oh damn. [pictures incomming]
Hm...your puny ships are falling like dominoes...
Hm...your puny ships are falling like dominoes... Cole: ouch. Gavin Ouch who? did we win? Cole: I... I think we got... Cole: Burned?
bUT whaT OF ZE nuUUUkE?!?!?! hahahaha!
Cole: the nuke? Gavin: NoOOOOoooOO mYYyy PrEeeeccCiOoOuceS A.I. Serena/dominic: We build and designed the ships sir Gavin: thats beside the point. they were my men. Cole: great loss of human life. U HAPPY NOW GREENFIRE?
nuke hits and destroys biggest pizza factory and everything else in a 10,000 mile radius. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
umm... the biggest factory was 10,001 miles away...
Gavin:There is still one left! Quick! Gooooo PRODSTICK! Gavin: aAAAAaaaaAaAaaaAAAaaaAaAAAA!
MY GOD! THE PIZZA IS EVOLVING!!!!!
Shmirtz Nope. far from it.