I would like to hire 2 for a scouting mission. I...misplaced...a possession of mine.
would that happen to be a Death Star Laser Prototype?
oh....wait. That would be us. Nevermind, we didn't say that!
/transmission start/ Search and rescue? Easy peasy! the quality of such a human like voice is stunning What are you looking for?
LeftHandofGod you lost a death star laser prototype? YOU LOST A FREAKING DISH THE SIZE OF AN OCEAN?? IS IT JUST FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO FIND IT AND USE IT IN THEIR OWN DEATH STAR??
jbox1 It's a black cube, about ye big. Motions 2x2 feet It has green runes on it.
yeah, I only work with metric units buddy...
jbox1 it's not a dish! And it's only a ridiculously-easy-to-produce blueprint, anyway!
....oops
This one's a favorite...
jbox1 LeftHandofGod you lost a death star laser prototype? YOU LOST A FREAKING DISH THE SIZE OF AN OCEAN?? IS IT JUST FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO FIND IT AND USE IT IN THEIR OWN DEATH STAR??
jbox1 2/3 meter by 2/3 meter
jbox1 dragon island militia will also pay in materials for noninterference.
jbox1 Classic Iron Clad.
Sombreroman .???
uhuh so let me guess, is it a magic cube, you know, one of those ones which can take over the universe, gain sentience and be supreme over lord?
We’ll send out our scouts! /transmission end/
LeftHandofGod I’ll take a dozen!
Drakador_Chaos Looks cool. (HIDE HIM FROM APOLLO)
jbox1 Uh, no. Mostly not. Just tell them NOT TO TOUCH IT! And if they see anyone trying to get it, GET IT FIRST! IT IS OF UTTERMOST IMPORTANCE!!!!
/transmission begin/ Ok, ok! We know how to handle a death cube! You have no idea how many times we went to retrieve one of Jack’s doomsday devices. How is the kid going anyway, haven’t seen him in a while...
jbox1 7 uh. He's fine. Just on vacation.
AWESOME! that'll be $269,387,000
Uh....is it a violation of Interstellar law to sell superweapons? Actually, we don't care. Celestial Mechanics is just in it for the money.
LeftHandofGod O_O... on second thoughts, we’ll just blow one up.
jbox1 ...you just blew up a DSL Prototype? The Vidachos Quorum is not pleased. One of these warps in and orbits menacingly...
oh.. a dozen? sorry, that's $323,264,400
LeftHandofGod O_O... on second thoughts, we’ll stick to blowing them up instead of making them
