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Okay. Now, why are you declaring war?
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Tickytickytango wrong number again omg
Tickytickytango Oh wait no right number. I was bribed sorry.
Bribed by whom?
Cease your attack. This is your only warning.
I send one Blur to take over your planet
Tickytickytango It's one Blur bruh you can handle it.
Tickytickytango one. ONE!!!
If it was an invasion army, I would destroy it. But seeing as how it's just one Blur, I figured I would give it a chance.
Tickytickytango It is an invasion army. Kill it.
Officer: It doesn't appear to be stopping, sir. Marcus: Alright, we warned them. Time for a field test on this things weapons.
The Providence moves to intercept the Blur. The first shots are fired. The Blur is hit. A few seconds later
Do not attack again.
Sigh alright, let me open Cosmoteer.
Tickytickytango Oh, no! I was defeated in war. That was a heated battle, so I'm gonna "surrender." Looks like I did what the bribe wanted me too oh well bye now.
Tickytickytango Great war, 10/10, would watch again. The Warlord wanders off, back to court again... ...those are Omegas, aren“t they?
Who bribed you?
Tickytickytango Uh... nobody. The air bribed me.
Greenfire Industries, you have committed an act of war. Name your client or there will be repercussions.
Tickytickytango The pieces did it!
@Tickytickytango "Just write right here" The letter writes right next to it.
TheLastBeacon Lord Marcus accepts the invitation.