TheLastBeacon oh, well:
Chain: Mind if you tell this... eh... “thing” about your knowledge of sticks?
Jack: What? This is high priority secret trademark stu...
Chain: That’s Rust’s problem.
Jack: Oh well. You see, a stick isn’t just a primative device that you may percieve it to be. Sure, as you can see on page 3 of my book, it can be used to complete simple tasks such as knocking space apples off of space trees and poking cosmic eyeballs, but it has many other, more modern uses as well. As you see on page 8... continue lecture for 2 hours ...and so that is how the tri-point stick, or “fork”, serves it’s function in the hygienic transportation of food. Any questions?
(Oh, and @Drakador_Chaos, to explain away how Jack mentions a “cosmic eyeball”, Jack had acctually prepared for such an incident before the eye’s appearance. Of course, he doesn’t remember it happening, but he has his knowledge of sticks, and chapter 35 explains the proper technique for poking inter-dimensional objects, including cosmic eyes)
