The Edgelords (Faction)

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ZyerFire ALLRIGHT MEN! READY THE GUNS! Oh, whats that? Don't shoot em? AWWW MAAAAN! oh wait, that would have destroyed the entire galaxy.

jbox1

glad you didn’t? 😃

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jbox1 Yeah kinda.

jbox1

well, now that you have the bombs, you can blow up the universe now!

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jbox1 That's not even the tip of what you humans call an iceberg..

jbox1

the scavangers will be mostly safe, right?

ZyerFire

T.R.A.D.E.R. and The Razains too?

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jbox1 Uhhh.... do you have a massive bunker at the edge of the universe?

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ZyerFire Hehehe you'll see.

Amazing_Goob

I CAN FIX THIS!!!

jbox1

we have a black hole

Sombreroman

jbox1 You know, I think it'd be a bad Idea to even fight you at all, scavengers. Most of our allies are allies with you. So instead we're calling off the battle, but we'll still defend ourselves.

Amazing_Goob

A missile comes into the system, it hits the storage area and the entire base disappears

Solarwatch

Amazing_Goob hehehehehehehehehehhe you silly mortals...

you forget that as robotic organisms we download ourselves onto hard drives, as well as our stations...

hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehhehe....

Click!

Pow!

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah......

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jbox1 Scanning location of secret blackhole Yeah, I think that might be good.

Solarwatch

jbox1 Morphon Solar demands to know what his worshippers will do with 13,000 of these "Tsar Bombas"

jbox1

Solarwatch actually, there is a total of 56,000 Tsar bombs in total. (Well, 6,500 are still in production). We have no idea at all what they want with them! We are just traders and craftsmen, not warlords.

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Solarwatch Check secret communications project "Discord" for more info.

Solarwatch

jbox1 hehehehehheehehehhehehehehhehe youll regret that..... hehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehejhehehhehehehhehehehehehewjgoiubrloihaerghELIRUY

SYSTEM OVERLOAD-- eRRoR~~~ BEEP! ERROR SOLVED. REBOOTING.... ... . .. ... ... ... Done! System rebooted and ready for total annihilation of all other lifeforms. Enjoy!

jbox1

Solarwatch 😮... what was that?

Solarwatch

jbox1 ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was the wrong settlement.... thats gonna leave a mark. Eh! whatever. My estimates calculate a total loss of life of 3165.7 lifeforms. Hooray!!!! Who wants a cake? Noone! the cake was a lie ehhehehehehehehhuwehwhiufUEHEFehfweiuheiufHWEHFIUkwehHKFWHEFHWELOFHAUOGUERGHAROUGIAEGRHAEHGRrgalr..........................
sizzlllllee.................. ErROR number 3$.(4 rebooting... System failing... plink! All better now.
Welcome to the all now Morphon Solar OS 3967.1267.23.4! Now with increased venting and RAM! Just don't use Chrome, for the love of god it'll kill us all.. maybe that would be a good thing, because then all organic lifeforms are dead... hmmmmmmmmmmm...*

jbox1

Solarwatch I am currently using crome 😃. It works rather well for me...

ZyerFire

Solarwatch Do I see something hackable?

Solarwatch

jbox1 but it uses sooooooooooooooooooooo much ram...........

jbox1

ZyerFire probably. If so, do it! Or type in >run chrome -priority realtime. That would kill them (at least thats what he says!)