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Daiaurufu-Garu You keep saying we were allies even though we aren't

The OMACs open fire. The combined mass of tungsten and depleted uranium slugs tear through the station like butter

    Daiaurufu-Garu No.

      Daiaurufu-Garu magic space unicorns come out of my asshole and use the power of literal fucking bullshit to destroy the BILLION SHIPS YOU HAVE

        Daiaurufu-Garu That's very hypostatical of you, I'm stopping now because this will go to hell quickly

          Daiaurufu-Garu No. just a big sip of no juice

            Daiaurufu-Garu Stop, I've just said I'm not doing this and ignoring everything you do on my thread

              Daiaurufu-Garu didn't KSI just kommit sudoku? how is there a karen launching ammunition at others?

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              Daiaurufu-Garu you just stated that KSI has killed itself, then why is there a KSI launching "stingers" at others while commanded by a male karen?

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              Daiaurufu-Garu What's your goal here

                A shinning light flashes for a split second as a crimson purple hued mix coloured portal appears, the bow of a ship punching through it as they exit it.
                The captain stared at his screen and facepalmed. His deep voice booming as he spoke to the bridge crew.
                "God damnit Steve... You had one fucking job to program the right exit and new we are in the middle of some random minor faction fuck fest .."

                kola2134 (good job steve)

                  ONI (good job steve)

                  Daiaurufu-Garu Frist off your just ignoring the fact that this happened

                  The OMACs open fire. The combined mass of tungsten and depleted uranium slugs tear through the station like butter

                  Daiaurufu-Garu they stare at this random ass 190km fortress waging from what it looked like an aggressive war against another empire. They watch it warp away, and just stare motherfuckely. Following their quite primitive ftl was easy, as they generate a new portal in front of them, gliding forward as the shine of light flashes as they leave the unsc system and emerge about 300kms from the Faciltator

                  ONI
                  A small exploration ship of unknown origin comes out of hyperspace in a system at the edges of the United Earth Government, it had the colors white, gray and black, the left side avia a three-headed golden eagle drawn on the hull of the ship

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                    Daiaurufu-Garu( hmmm sweetie, that's not how you play this game 🙂)

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                      Daiaurufu-Garu (sorry what)

                        Daiaurufu-Garu as an old member of the cosmoteer forum, I will have you know that's not how the rules fucking work.

                        ShadowZero The ship is hailed by one of the many stations orbiting the home world