I shall raise the dead, rain fire from the skies, and I am immortal, for I am a god
also, I use linux
False_God
False_God All Hail
Impudence, I am your god
False_God Are you the flying spaghetti monster?
the what?
False_God The true god the flying spaghetti monster you uncultured swine. Also hi welcome to chillis.
Heritic, I am your only god, JAFFA KREEE
also I'll take a burger
False_God If you were anything over pig you'd use the reply button also, I'm afraid humanity doesn't work like that
KrankysFirebrand48 It was a stealth mission lmao
dafeeeeeeeeeesh no u
dafeeeeeeeeeesh oh just realized I replied to the wrong person xD
KrankysFirebrand48 Sabotage behind enemy lines XD
I have no god tho, Does that mean you don't exist?
I am athiest aswell, so i guess it's time for you to go buddy snap
False_God slowly turns to dust and gets swept away by the wind
Minion222 Flying spaggeti monster appears.
I'm not the kind to disappear simply because someone doesn't believe in me, true gods are immortal
False_God Let's see what my shotgun says about immortality
Ultranova =p it wasn't very effective
False_God May I test your immortality using tactical nukes? The last 'immortal' didn't take 'em too well...
False_God That wasn't my shotgun. And I didn't even fire it yet.
CursedPh4nt0m no, you can't