Rougechicken
(AKA HOW DID YOU GET PAST THE DEFENCES?! No. I refuse. This ship doesn't exist. Basically, first off you can't get through the defenses. Since hyperlanes are not many in the UPR zone... What can i say? This random ship appears on my capital... Oh wow! That must be realistic, like, a lot. First, did you ever pop up in another capital just like that? No. That's impossible.)