ComradeShiba
Native: Dutch (≠ German)
Quite good: English (School likes to think they teached me, but honestly movies, books and games teached me more than them.)
Good enough for simple communication:
French (Mandatory school subject)
Okay: Ti-Basic (Hey, programming languages are languages too! I learned it through practice and examples on the internet.)
Doesn't speak, but can read: Latin (I chose to this subject at school, been doing it for 6 years now.)
A couple words: German (From holidays)
Enough for emergencies: Spanish (Please don't speak Spanish to me. I only know some because I did a presentation, when I was 11, containing some Spanish expressions. )
NightmareFuel Actually, many find Dutch one of the hardest to learn, or at least teachers have been telling me in Dutch class for as long as I can remember.