"You know... ...actually, no you don't. Your brain is too small to know things."
"So how are you managing to walk with that over-inflated ego? Is it the fact that all your imaginary friends are trying to hold it up? It looks like they're struggling, to be honest."
"The arguments you use should be banned by the Geneva convention, they make everyone brain-dead."
"I've had scented candles that burn brighter than your insults. And I need them because I can smell the bullcrap you're packing."
"If I was kidding you, I would have summoned a swarm of goat children to trample your ass to the ground. But no, I'm completely serious. And I'm still going to summon that swarm of goat children so I can listen to something else bleating and whining about their problems. I'll personally trample your ass to the ground later."
..So yeah, I can be completely savage when I want to be.