Alright then... ere we go... here’s some insult’s I’ve gathered from the wastelands of reddit and discord, and other places in internet hell.
You fucking apple slice.
You blithering troglodyte.
You boiled cucumber.
The moon was doing a fine enough job moving the tides and you had to fuck it up with the gravity generated from your massive ego.
Make like your hairline and recede.
You are a thief and a murderer and you have killed a baboon and stolen his face.
There we go.