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The Thanos Snap
the_guy545
Mr. the_guy545 ... I don't feel so good...
I AM PROTECC BY THE Z E R G
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"You were slain by Thanos, for the good of the Universe."
With his last breath, Thanos gave his deadly snap, half of the beings in the universe began to fade, unfortunately, Jesus was in the part that would die for the good of the universe ...
"I did the best I could ... but it was not enough" Jesus3747 would begin to fade.
"What a beautiful world, do not you think? ...", half of Jesus' body had already disappeared, its end was approaching, and Jesus knew it.
"I'm scared ... But there's no going back ... Please, I trust you" with his last breath, Jesus would give his last words, showing his total confidence to the snap survivors, hoping they could fix everything and bring justice to the souls of the dead.
Jesus would finish vanishing completely ...
the_guy545 Thanos dance is more powerful
kola2134 Hecc
I Did it:
You were spared by Thanos.
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"You were slain by Thanos, for the good of the Universe."
Many people from that day would ask, "Where were you during The Snap?" Me? I was just a random fella in this vast universe that was chosen for a "greater good". Sure.
I was walking to my local Safeway, as my mom told me to buy some milk and some other stuff for our pantry. Plus, we were out of blueberry waffles, I can't live without them. I walked into the store.
Everything seemed normal. People were walking around with shopping carts, cashiers scanning people's items. Now the Safeway I went to had a Starbucks, along with a sushi and deli area, where you can order well...sushi and deli. I decided I would go back there later. I grabbed a shopping cart from the bunch of other assorted carts, propped one leg one the bottom rest, and propelled myself along with the other - sort of like a big skateboard, if it could hold groceries.
Zooming along, I headed first to the aisle which contained the dairy products, specifically I was looking for some milk. I don't remember which, but I think my mom said to grab the 2% Less Fat. I propelled my self into the aisle, luckily no one was there, so I pushed myself faster. At the last second, I put my two feet on the ground, allowing friction to slow me down. Surprisingly, I stopped right in front of the fridge containing the milk. Grabbing the handle, I saw an elderly woman to my left enter where the aisle where I came from. She was holding a basket with some oils and beans, and what appeared to be laxative.
She opened a fridge containing yogurt - and at that moment, somewhere in the other side of the Universe, a giant purple dude snapped his fingers - but before she could reach in, the basket fell to the floor from her arm...because she had no arm!
I ran to the elderly woman, and asked "Ma'am, are you alright?"
She dropped to the floor, and I caught her. She slowly reached into her purse, and pulled out a photo, a really old one, which was all black and white, and handed it to me.
"Put it on my Jimmy's resting place..." she whispered, before she turned to dust, literally. I was horrified, but took a quick look at the photo. It was an man in his 20's hugging what appeared to be the old woman, but instead of being old, she was also in her 20's.
I placed the photo in my pocket, and grabbed the cart, forgetting the milk. My mom would definitely be angry at me for not grabbing the milk, but at the time being it didn't really matter. I propelled my self past multiple civilians. I saw that a sushi chef at the sushi and deli area about to chop a fish...but it just fell to the floor, as he turned to dust. A teenage couple, wondering what was going on, both started to disappear.
'Till death do us part' I morbidly thought. People were in the way, but I managed to swerve around them. People were rushing towards the door, but it got less crowded as more people started turning to dust. I managed to fit through the door, and stopped the cart in awe.
Multiple cars were swerving and crashing into road-side objects. A bus crashed into a bank, letting hundreds of thousands of taxpayer's money fly into the air. A commercial airliner, thousands of feet in the air, started to descend just as much. It crashed into a residential area, multiple airplane parts flying everywhere, causing a wave of destruction. The planes fuselage slid through the golf course, stopping in a golf pond. People were screaming and running in chaos in the parking lot, unsure what to do. I just stood there, until I saw a little girl crying, holding a stuff bear, and next to her...a pile of dust with a purse. Her mother just disappeared. I saw a car swerving, heading towards her. I ran towards her, but before I could grab her with my arms, she disappeared. At the last moment, the car swerved to my right, crashing into other cars. There was a nearby park, and so I ran to it, unsure why. I crossed the road, many cars swerving out of my way, and various commercial planes, big and small, crashed into various residential and industrial areas around me.
I made it to the park, and saw a bench overlooking the city, the mountains, and the ocean. I sat down, and looked at the sky. Man, it never looked this pretty before, even in the Judgment Day. I could feel my arm disappear, actually, I couldn't even feel it anymore. It didn't matter. I remembered an old song by Louis Armstrong, and sung it out loud.
"I see trees of green, red roses too..."
My other arm disappeared.
"I see them bloom for me and you..."
My legs were gone. My chest started to go, too. The photo fell out of my pants, as I had no pants, and I could still see that young couple embracing each other, stuck in time in that photograph.
"And I think to myself what a wonderful world..."
My head started to disappear, but then I saw a commercial airliner plummeting from the sky, and heading right towards me. But oh, that song still played in my head. What a wonderful world indeed.
EpicJp21 I played the gif along with Rasputin, I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee), and a bunch of other songs, and Thanos matched the beat of the perfectly.
the_guy545 He is all knowing with those infinite stones
You were slain by Thanos, for the good of the Universe.
Well, I guess I'm dead then. Doesn't feel so good. Thor should've aimed for the arm.
"You were spared by Thanos."
Perhaps it was that I had made so much of an impact on the lore boards when I came to the forums, perhaps it was for something far greater than that. Either way, it seems Probability is here to stay in the universe we live in.
Besides, is it entirely possible that I had a hand in determining the lethality ratio of Thanos's snap in the first place, and that had excluded me from his wrath because of it. I cannot confirm nor deny any of these claims - that is a quest for another millennia. For the time being, enjoy the benefits of my power, who knows when it will suddenly turn against you? And for those who are feeling my wrath? Have patience, I may eventually turn to a softer side.
"You were slain by Thanos, for the good of the Universe."
Well shit...
"You were spared by Thanos."
TBH, I was expecting to be killed but somehow spared.