Your favorite quotes

Alpha

“Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?”

-Monty Pyhton-

Sombreroman

"Poke it with a Stick!"

~ @jbox1

Amazing_Goob

“People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.”
― Christopher Paolini, Eragon

“Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs; it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and suffering for what you believe.”
― Christopher Paolini, Eragon

"For the sky was hollow, and the world was round.”

― Christopher Paolini, Inheritance

“The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, ‘Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?”
― Tony DiTerlizzi, The Search for WondLa

Jared

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

TurboTwinky28

"Hans...…….get ze flammenwerfer"
- 4Chan

Alpha

I should add some more LOTR.

“Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean
Brood of Morgoth or bright Vala,
Elda or Maia or Aftercomer,
Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth,
Neither law, nor love, nor league of swords,
Dread nor danger, not Doom itself
Shall defend him from Fëanáro, and Fëanáro’s kin,
Whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh,
Finding keepeth or afar casteth
A Silmaril. This swear we all…
Death we will deal him ere Day’s ending,
Woe unto world’s end! Our word hear thou,
Eru Allfather! To the everlasting
Darkness doom us if our deed faileth…
On the holy mountain hear in witness
and our vow remember,
Manwë and Varda!"

-Oath of Fëanor-

"Behold! The Shadow of my thought shall lie upon them wherever they go, and my hate shall pursue them to the ends of the world."

Then, continuing his curse, he said:

"But all whom you love my thought shall weigh as a cloud of Doom, and it shall bring them down into darkness and despair. Wherever they go, evil shall arise. Wherever they speak, their words shall bring ill counsel. Whatsoever they do shall turn against them. They shall die without hope, cursing both life and death."

-Melkor cursing Húrin-

TurboTwinky28

"I didnt do it. But if i did, i was drunk"
- quote from unknown newspaper article

Alpha

"Now news came to Hithlum that Dorthonion was lost and the sons of Finarfin overthrown, and that the sons of Fëanor were driven from their lands.
Then Fingolfin beheld… the utter ruin of the Noldor, and the defeat beyond redress of all their houses; and filled with wrath and despair he mounted upon Rochallor his great horse and rode forth alone, and none might restrain him. He passed over Dor-nu-Fauglith like a wind amid the dust, and all that beheld his onset fled in amaze, thinking that Oromë himself was come: for a great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar.
Thus he came alone to Angband’s gates, and he sounded his horn, and smote once more upon the brazen doors, and challenged Morgoth to come forth to single combat. And Morgoth came."

-J.R.R. Tolkien-

the_guy545

Quotes I thought up over a cup of coffee at Starbucks (it was some pretty good coffee, I’ll tell you that):
“Even if you’re running out of time, there’s time all the time.”

“There are people who fight with words, and there are those who fight with weapons, but in the end, we are all fighting for the same cause.”

“Things are meant to happen, even if you like it or not.”

“When in doubt, don’t pout - go ahead and shout!”

Here’s my favorite quote of all, by Steve Jobs: “The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.”

And Sheldon Cooper’s famous catchphrase:

”Bazinga!”

Oh, and who could forget the Fonz’s famous catchphrase:

”Aaay!”

IronCross42

Lead me, follow me, or get your ass out of my way. — General George Patton

Alpha

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I'll give the first person who can tell me where this quote comes from a free ship!

ImTired

Alpha Blackadder? No... Um....... Gimme a while......... I'll respond once I've got it........... the answer will be so cunning you can brush your teeth with it...

Alpha

ImTired Alright cunning sir, tell me the specifications your ship needs, and I'll make you one. If you can tell me Baldrick's full name I'll even try to paint it for you!

yobeefjerky

"Fleryg know no fear, for is their nature;
Fleryg know no hatred, for is their nature;
Fleryg know no freedom, for is their nature;
Fleryg live and die to serve the state; for is their nature"
- Overlord Tending Fate

mystique

I can't say "all tha is gold does not glitter", because you already used a quote from the same poem, but I will say:
"Sing now, ye people of the Tower of Anor,
for the Realm of Sauron is ended for ever,
and the Dark Tower is thrown down.

Sing and rejoice, ye people of the Tower of Guard,
for your watch hath not been in vain,
and the Black Gate is broken,
and your King hath passed through,
and he is victorious.

Sing and be glad, all ye children of the West,
for your King shall come again,
and he shall dwell among you
all the days of your life.
And the Tree that was withered shall be renewed,
and he shall plant it in the high places,
and the City shall be blessed.

Sing all ye people!"

mystique

mystique I just like that one

RedAndCosmoteer

Alpha
"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"
-Random 40k commissar

thebuilder

RedAndCosmoteer my sword!"

*candycane spear

RedAndCosmoteer

thebuilder It's not a spear, it's a chainsword with teeth so sharp that it's tip is a single molecule thick, and it's certainly not a candycane spear either.

FangTheCat

"Stand by while I analyze the intelligence profile of the Grineer. Error, not a number! Did the Operator enjoy this witticism?"
-Cephalon Ordis

thebuilder

RedAndCosmoteer CANDYCANE SPEAR..