This would have been my submission to the design contest, though for obvious reasons I am not allowed to.
Posting it here for no reason other than to share my design.
IVIemories Needs more canons...
Ship name: Baby chick.shp
Threat level: Amateur
Canoneer You missed opportunities for canons. Such as those lasers next to the railguns!
RedAndCosmoteer Canon cannot see from there
Canoneer Then why not just move the hypothetical canons forward a little bit?
RedAndCosmoteer Still cannot see
clojelo DADDY CHICK!!!!!
Inkless DADDY CHICK!!!!!
That's probably a well-fed chick.
A baby chick would shed feathers, change color and grow into the big one in original post.
This isn't Science side of tumblr